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Yall gotta be white or trolling. Who gives a fukk about this boring ass cacs cac movies. Has a black person ever had a speaking part in a Nolan movie outside of Morgan Freeman? How can yall shyt on Tarantino and praise Nolan?:scust:
*cue @TheGodling hilarious post*

:martin: another wwii movie?? we just had fury

he better have some aliens in this shiit :beli:
oh shyt a spielberg movie about the axis powers winning WW2, aliens seeing this, traveling back in time with a young charismatic human (a brotha :myman: )and winning WW2 :ohlawd:

one billion easy :wow: *waits for hollywood to steal this idea*
 

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I'm down. :ehh:Allies getting their shyt pushed might be entertaining with Nolan.
 

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Coming from someone who makes a thread every time in European movie comes out that bites the Birdman one take. ..

Birdman wasn't a one take though, plus if any movie who now did a one-take would be "biting" Birdman, then Birdman not only bit Hitchcock's famous Rope but also the Bruce Campbell cult classic Running Time. :russ:

All while ignoring Russian Ark pulled off the proper one take first over a decade ago of course like the ignorant pleb you are.

Anyway, my point was that "Nolan makes a WWII movie" isn't enough information for me to get excited about.

Yall gotta be white or trolling. Who gives a fukk about this boring ass cacs cac movies. Has a black person ever had a speaking part in a Nolan movie outside of Morgan Freeman? How can yall shyt on Tarantino and praise Nolan?:scust:

*cue @TheGodling hilarious post*

Allow me to re-quote myself:

That Inception rumor is bullshyt. Maybe the studio wanted Will, but I can assure you that it was never, ever gonna happen with Nolan on his :mjpls:

Dude has only two somewhat relevant black characters in his entire filmography and one of them is a black belt holder in seven martial arts jobbing to a pill-popping former gay cowboy while the other is an accomplished NASA-astronaut who lost his bass and his balls waiting for the white people who abandoned him 27 years ago to come get him.
 
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Like Spielberg? Nolan can barely shoot action better than fukking Ingmar Bergman, or did we forget about the top left guy in TDKR? :russ:

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:mindblown: Nolan films look good but are baffling and they just bore me when I think about it :dwillhuh:
 

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Who's going to play the character that explains the war while the movie is about war?

I fukk with Nolan, but this post is powerful
Michael Caine is definitely going to be in this telling some overly long story about WWI that unnecessarily explains the entire motivation of a character. :russ:

Pvt. Christian Bale:
I can't believe it sir, he just threw himself on that grenade like it was nothing. For the life of me, I just can't believe it.
Sgt. Michael Caine: You'd be surprised at how many men rise above themselves in a time like this. I remember, back during the first big war, me and my squadron were running the trenches a good fifty miles below Antwerp. Now we were all fairly young and green to the battlefield, but there was a young fella with us, a boy really, Billy Boltrop, who was barely a month over eighteen when he was drafted into the army. The entire first two weeks he spent his time crying with his helmet covering his face, talking thins like 'I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die'. I had never seen a boy so scared in my entire life. So a week or two later, our planes had been doing bomb runs over a forest are for a full day, and we received orders to go through that forest and flank the krauts. We went into the forest, or what was left of it, burnt trees and grass as far as the eye could see, and all of a sudden a loud bang rang over the tree line and our commander, Gert Gortrop, fell to the ground, blood spurting from his leg. He was shot by an enemy sniper. We all duck to the ground and dug ourselves into the mud, while Gortrop kept wailing in pain, and we all looked at each other with the same look in our eyes. We all wanted to get up and save him, but that was of course the enemy's plan. You see, they shot him in the leg so we'd try to save him so they could pick us off one by one. Then all of a sudden, who but Billy Boltrop, that eighteen year old boy, got up. We screamed at him to get down, telling him it was a trap, but he didn't run to Gortrop. He ran away. We thought the madness of the war had finally gotten to him and the Germans were going to pick him off, but then he turned around and said something. It's important that, that he didn't shout or scream, but said it. He said: 'Go get him please!'. And he had barely said it or machine gun fire rained out of the tree line and tore him apart. And as it happened, me and someone else ran up to Gortrop, and pulled him back safe and sound. Billy Boltrop sacrificied himself that day to save our commander, and consequently save all of us. Because despite his fear of dying, the fear that kept him unmovable for weeks, there was another fear he felt, an unspoken fear he kept secret entirely to himself.
Pvt. Christian Bale: What was it?
Sgt. Michael Caine: It was the fear... of living. Living with the knowledge that one of his comrades had died in front of him, and he hadn't done everything that he could have done, to try and save their lives.



Just give him the Oscar already. :mjcry:
 
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