*Becky Lynch is on SmackDown, cutting a promo about being "The Man" and slapping the heads off dopes and all that other shyt*
*"Whatever" by Our Lady Peace begins playing; Benoit Jr. shows up*
MICHAEL COLE: OH MY! LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT THIS!
COREY GRAVES: This guy is a joke, always talking about the wrestling career he wants to have, but he can't. Your dad should have left you in a Kleenex when he had the chance, you inbred bum.
MICHAEL COLE: Corey, we're on network television.
COREY GRAVES: Well, I guess that's one thing Benoit's kid accomplished.
CHRIS BENOIT, JR.: Becky, I came here because.....damn, you look good tonight. My father always had a thing for gingers.
BECKY LYNCH: Get out of here, lassie. The champ isn't here to make idle conversation, the champ's here to fight, so let's.......
*CBJ slaps the mic out of Becky's hand and punches her*
CHRIS BENOIT, JR.: I'm here to make an impact, Becks. Now, why don't I show you how Daddy did it? He used to call this move "Putting the Dog in the Enclosed Pool Area."
*CBJ begins to ride Becky like a horse, pull on her hair, and spank her ass repeatedly*
CHRIS BENOIT, JR.: Sing it, Becky! Whatever you need, whatever you got!
MICHAEL COLE: Benoit's kid is rolling here! What's going to happen next? Stay tuned for more SmackDown on Fox!
COREY GRAVES: Like father, like son. I'm a little impressed.
