ManBearPig
half man half bearpig
me currently at age 25 would agree with that statement. but me at 16 or 17 getting a million dollar recording contract:
Media: "Congratulations on your record deal Mr. Fart Knocker, how do you plan on spending this new found wealth."
Me: Well first off we need 20 pounds of smoke obviously, a Ferrari, 20 strippers, enough blow to keep the strippers satisfied, oh and fukk it, imma cop a boat too."
-5 years later after the industry chews me up and spits me out:
Me: "Momma im broke, I need to crash on your couch."
-a little while later when IRS is knocking at my door:
IRS: Where's our money nikka!?"
Me:
If I know I'm going to be spending like that then imma make sure I will be able to get it back. Doing shytty tours where its just him being late starting fights and putting out horrible mixtape isn't going to be that