Chick in my class keeps teasing but wont let me hit

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nikka, move on
 
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You already took a huge risk by posting both of y'all pics :laff:

Tried to cover the eyes on some Clark Kent shyt :dead:





I actually thought it was real effective tho. If I saw either of them in the streets, I probably wouldn't recognize them :pachaha:


Had me like :whoo::ohhh: this is how folks feel when Clark put them glasses on
 

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oh trust me I understand. I was on my tippy toe shyt when I was out here but the white boys had to put me on game. cause it took me AWHILE to decode I just thought they werent fukking with a nikka, started to think maybe it was even racial, but then the white boys would always be like "man they want you, they def want that bbc" but aint none of them girls giving me ANY signs. I was confused. then this one italian basically told me what I wrote above, I gave it a shot because I was having paags over all the time I was like fukk IT lets give it a shot, grabbed her face and to my surprise........boom, she put her tongue in my mouth wtf. then after I smashed, I had a conversation about it, like "how come you didnt just give me a sign tho" and the response "Im here in your house arent I" MIND BLOWN.

An asian male just wont have a woman chillin in his crib the way we do. If shes there, its serious business. We all have homegirls lounging around the crib all the time dont mean shyt to us, but its a real big deal to them.
Damn never fukked an Asian woman before but this seems like some gem being given here :ohhh: I'm taking notes:wow:
 

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Breh you just started college the last thing you wanna do is go hard for a girl this early. College is the easiest time to smash any and all girls.
 

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glad you tagged me because this is paag 101 which took me about 6 months to figure out. his post reminds me of my first month in china.


I havent read the thread yet, but as I am the colis paagologist aka grandfather paager. follow these rules and report back.

1. a paag will never ever and I mean never ever go to your house alone unless shes ready to smash. even if its for school shyt, she will save face and prefer to meet at a library or public.

2. youre in bed???? you fukked up you fukked up real bad. she was ready.

3. they are not the same as us. you are supposed to make the move, she will not give you a single sign because to her, her coming over IS the sign. I have had a paag in my bed, im rubbing on her ass, and shes staring at the tv, im kissing her cheek and shes not kissing me just looking straight forward, now in the western world you do that and the girl turns over real quick like FINALLY nikka LETS GET IT. BUT this isnt a westerner, culturally shes not allowed to do that, to do that is to be a slut. but remember, a paag wouldnt even be in that position in the first place. they are real fickle like fukking gazelles, they hear an ounce of noise in the bushes and they flee. the fact that she allowed herself to put your paws around her, is a BIG fukkING DEAL. its like a gazelle laying in front of a lion and placing its neck in its mouth. does it really need to ask you to bite down? from her perspective, you should know this.

Grab her face and do it, I know its going to sound weird, we dont do things like this in the west, we wait for signs, we read, but its just not how it works in the east. You just need to do it. If she says no, but is still in the bed, do it again, I know I know this sounds terrible, but again, you wont understand, theyre just different. Shes still there, she wants it, and you just have to do it. shes saving face, just keep kissing her, and she will eventually roll over.

hope that helps. let me know how it goes.

edit: this sounds so bad when explaining it to the other side of the world, christ :heh:

double edit: wait she also brought up marriage around you. man if you dont.....
if you do smash, you're in for a ride bruh bruh :heh:
Paag gawd has spoken:hubie:
 
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