Chic pocketed the abortion money

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Possible karma for not going with her for moral support?
 

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Chic claiming she 5 months right here. Funny how back when she invited me over, and after we finish fukking she decide to tell me she got a little visitor at 2 weeks late. She said she aint keeping and need 200 to handle biz and I know its 250 plus dates dont add up Maury. Now I go check her profile and she got this picture up and when I ask she say its mine. Is this pic chopped?

That's why you always want to write a check or get a money order payable directly to the abortion clinic.
 

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Yup, exactly. I had a similar story.

Day before abortion:

Me: *pulls out ring* See, baby. I love you and I'm committed to you, but if we have the baby now it's gonna really limit what I know we're capable of achieving together. If you're willing to wait for us to be more mature and ready, I'll take you to Sedona and this ring is yours. *puts ring away*.

Her: :drool: :ohmy: :shake:

Us: *fukk like rabbits, bust inside her one last time*

Me (secretly): :scheme:

Day of Abortion:

Baby: :trash:

Day after abortion:

Her: Hey baby, when are we going to Sedona?
Me: :laugh:
Her: What... what's so funny.
Me: Yea.... I'm uhm getting back together with my ex. Don't call me anymore.
Her: :hmm: But... you said you loved me? What about my ring?
Me: :childplease: I took that thing back yesterday.
Her: But... but... but.... *crying*
In the background: ...dragon dragon, call the dragon.....
Me: :ooh: Yo I gotta go, DBZ is about to come on. Seriously don't call me again, tho. Stay up.
Her: :sadbron:

Idk why, but this shyt had me rolling.
 
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