Catching Ether from Children Unappreciation Thread

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Went to a BBQ, I went around greeting everyone & introducing myself, then went to the lounge full of kids to quickly say hie & dip to go get a beer & some food. As soon as I said hie, some 8/9 year old girl screamed "You soooooooo SHORT!!!!!!":mjcry:

Damn the ether was lethal, I spent half of the BBQ sitting down:guilty:
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I almost forgot one. My son tells my wife "I have to show you something". This is after our daughter was bor, maybe a few months. This lil nikka dvr'd a Lipozene commercial and says, "Mom you need some of this stuff here" with a straight face. She looked like :picard:. I was :stopitslime:on the outside, but internally I was :mjlol:
 

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Was at my sister's house spending the weekend and I hadn't cut my hair so I wasn't my typical clean cut, on top of that I had just woken up I hadn't taken a shower nor combed my hair.

Niece: It looks like you have a bee hive on your head. :picard:

Me: You have big clown feet and your mother doesn't love you :pacspit:


I'm not even playing, I swear to god I said this. I can't help it, I have a hair trigger tongue, every age will, can and has gotten clapped if they initiate with me.
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My 8 year old be saying some shyt that might end up having cps on my door step.

Lil man: dad can i play xbox,its the weekend.

Me: nah, u fukked up in school and i told u ur grounded for a week and no xbox.

Lil man: *looks on couch and notices my blanket and pillow*

Lil man: looks like mommy grounded u from your own bed :umad:


Me: :heh:......... but on the inside :mjcry:
 
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My 8 year old be saying some shyt that might end up having cps on my door step.

Lil man: dad can i play xbox,its the weekend.

Me: nah, u fukked up in school and i told u ur grounded for a week and no xbox.

Lil man: *looks on couch and notcies my blanket and pillow*

Lil man: looks like mommy grounded u from your own bed :umad:


Me: :heh:......... but on the inside :mjcry:

fukk that we gotta fight :russ:
 

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I was playing mine craft with my lil cousin and I didn't know how to build :mjcry: and she asked :what are you stooopid??" :mjcry: all I could respond with was :mjcry: no that's not nice. I kept playing with her forcefully.

LMAO no bullshyt, that game is kinda complicated if you just start tryna play. But still :mjcry:
 
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