Carlee Russell’s Attorney Confirms Carlee Wasn’t Kidnapped Update: Mugshot released

[Nabs]

The internet never fails. Orange hair with bald spot. Force fed Cheez-its.

 

[ALonelyDad]

These are the nicest kidnappers ever

 

[Paper Boi]

this shyt sounds like the script of a tubi movie.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

what in the hell.... her story is WILD..... WILD....

 

[ALonelyDad]

LMAOOOO

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

They gave this hoe just enough rope to hang herself

 

[King Poetic]

Stopped the conference please

shyt is getting more hilarious than a scary movie script

 

[Adonai]

Lmao the secret service got involved? She's cooked.

 

[breakfuss]

This is the first I’m hearing about a balding man with orange hair. So Pennywise kidnapped her. And fed her cheese crackers??? The fukk.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[Jean Jacket]

Her search history is crazy.

 

[BujuBoombastic]

“And a sock”

The mayor look like he was
about to laugh

 

[Jean Jacket]

Dumb Dumb Dumb

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

She was abducted by a man with orange hair who was balding and a woman. She also heard a baby. They took her to a trailer. They made her undress and took pictures. The woman fed her crackers. She said they put her in a car and then she escaped from a car.

 

[jmegamar]

Why we gotta be like this?