When you wanna kidnap yourself...1st thing you do is not change up any patterns.
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If you lift weights 5 days a week. Lift weights 5 days a week. Choose to be kidnapped on 1 of the days you workout or after you leave a gym session.
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If you gonna stage your kidnapping in a public area, avoid the malls, movies, and visible public areas.
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Don't tell nobody your plans. You want people cover for you. It's hard to get people who don't lie professionally to look honest when they are lying. You need Vouchers and your Vouchers must stay in the dark to be believable.
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Leave all personal belongings behind. Including your diary, keys, purse/wallet, and cellphone. Kidnappers don't bring your items with them. No point esp if I'm selling you into xes trafficking. Your name won't matter or identity...and you damn sure won't need a cellphone when getting abducted. Plus cellphones give ya location up easy and it don't take much for law enforcement to triangulate your location.
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Don't make your abduction racial or gender focused. These are hot triggers that will instantly get people to focus on your story for holes.
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When it's time to reappear after your vacation or mental health episode. As soon as you are visible to the public..ASAP you act distraught, dazed and jumpy. Kudos if you appear naked and dirty.
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If you really wanna be a good liar...days, weeks or even a month before you disappear, create a crazed stalker. My stalker's name is Naomi Rose Marie Boutte. She is brown skin, 5 ft 6 right handed and has a Texan accent. She is a 36 DDD has big teeth and a lisp. Keep the hairstyle to what is in style. So she wore a lacefront wig. You keep a paper trail of reporting incidents...randomly call the police that you have a crazed individual that won't leave your place. In fact find a youtube video of a woman ranting about anything in an angry voice and play in the background of the 911 call.
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Keep Benedryl on you too. Take 5 pills at once to appear weak and frail and drowsy. They like to see you weak and frail. And you can always avoid blood work. Esp if you wasn't xesually assaulted. But appearing drugged up also keeps the heat off of you that your abduction was staged.
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For good measure make sure you are bruised up and bleeding somewhere. You escaped...make it look like it. Hell...roll around on the ground and get dirt in your hair and in your mouth. Split your lip. Rub fresh grass blades on your face to invite a subtle itch so you can fidget and scratch as you walk home naked, drugged up, bloody and delirious.
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And lastly..never involve these things:
White children
White women
Animals
Terrorism
These are hot items that will have Navy Seal Team 6 on the police force hunting and looking for you and the assailants.
. I always tell dudes Alabama has some of the finest women on earth
I know you brothers ain’t in here romanticizing no damn Alabama.
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