Captain Marvel Review: Finally, Women Have Their Own Mediocre Marvel Movie

[Rekkapryde]

Most of us watching it and hurrying it to end just to see the post credits lol

think of how ridiculous that sounds breh....

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I'm a chick and I'm not excited. A good Storm, Rogue or Psylock movie would have been dope. Squirrel girl saving us from Galactus fukkery movie...

Hell where's the Gambit movie they promised us? I'm not excited for the Dark Phoenix movie either.

 

[parallax]

Breh, with all due respect, youre not a big fan of tbe comics if you think captain marvel came out of nowhere is not a popular characther with a deep lore. She was one of the most important characters in the Kree-Skrull war.

Even for the sake of this argument, i did some research in popularity polls for marvel characters that were taken before this movie was announced.

Captain marvel was consistently top 20, top 15 sometimes. The only female marvel superheroes who constantly beat her out were Storm, Rogue, Jean Grey, Emma Frost. All X-men. Shes litterly the most popular non X-men female character Marvel has. I cant even belive this is a debate. This is like saying no one knows who the fantastic 4 are.


Get mad if Captsin Marvel saves the day if u want but i wonder how mad these cacs would be if it was cable or someone like that.

how are you gonna get on the internet and tell lies breh?

 

[BlackMajik]

Tobey fukking Maguire? Really, breh?

Yea those movies were just novelties, looking back at them now they were trash movies

Blade>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>X-Men and Spider-Man movies

 

[Black Panther]

The trailer looked boring

Shazam is the only super hero movie I’m tryna see right now

"Captain Marvel looks like trash, but Captain Marvel looks fire tho"

 

[BlackMajik]

Carol Danvers is just not interesting. Should've given Rogue her own movie

Rogue should show up and steal Carol's powers at the end of the movie

 

[BlackBall]

.you can't beat that $20 for 12 movies a month.

The industry doesn’t even put out 3 good movies a month, you just rewatching the same shyt over and over?

 

[tremonthustler1]

@ people mad that it’s Brie Larson. Just wait for Brazzers to parody it so you can see a hotter version get pounded by Lex Steele as dikk Fury.

 

[Drew Wonder]

I had little interest in seeing this but the sheer amount of hate she’s getting from angry white dudes makes me want to support it

 

[Big Blue]

The industry doesn’t even put out 3 good movies a month, you just rewatching the same shyt over and over?

1 IMAX, 3D, or Dolby Cinema ticket in NYC costs $25. All I need to do is see 1 movie to get value.

 

[ultraflexed]

Who is nobody? Shes a huge character in the lore of the comics, the same comics that these cacs claim to be aficionadod on. Secondly, using ther term Mary Sue as a pejorative when talking abour a comic book superhero is straight


Breh, you do realize every single superhero is a mary sue right??? Yes there are few exceptions, but most of those came later because the original versions of these characters fit the description of mary sue to a tee, ony difference is the gender.

I make this point to prove that these cacs are full of shyt. They dont hate Mary Sues and self inserts because if they did... they wouldn't be comicbook fans.

They need to just admit they feel like a female superhero is pandering and thats why they don't like it. All that other shyt is a massive double standard

Taken straight from someone that doesnt know comics.
1. Captain marvel is a C list character who"s comic book sales the lowest
2. Most marvel characters are not Mary sue's some examples
1.spiderman could of easily saved his uncle, but was being cocky which caused his uncles death

2.rougue is super powerful and stunning beauty, but can never have contact with a lover because she would easily kill them.

3. Storm is a level 1 grade mutant as far as power, but she freaks out in closed darks areas and is easily tramatized.

4. Deadpool has healing power except for his face which remains Freddie cruger esq. Has a good heart but struggles with being a hero angle can become a villian based on a situations

5 Jean grey is extremely powerful but using her powers weakens her, cant control the Phoenix force and kills people she loves

6. Hulk is genius but cant control hulk form for sh#t


Most of the marvel universe is like this

 

[ORDER_66]

That's what happens when you hire somebody with negative 3 ass

#FACTS Captain Marvel is drop dead gorgeous in the comics and THIS is the bytch they picked???

At least Gal Gadot is beautiful and does look like wonder woman... just wish she was a little thicker...

 

[semicko82]

She's a good looking white woman, so I will watch at least twice off of that alone.

Really I always thought she was just ok

 

[PerrinN]

Hope this movie makes money, purely because the only people that seem to be outraged about it are white guys on the internet and I want them to be mad.

 

[Phitz]

Breh, with all due respect, youre not a big fan of tbe comics if you think captain marvel came out of nowhere is not a popular characther with a deep lore. She was one of the most important characters in the Kree-Skrull war.

Even for the sake of this argument, i did some research in popularity polls for marvel characters that were taken before this movie was announced.

Captain marvel was consistently top 20, top 15 sometimes. The only female marvel superheroes who constantly beat her out were Storm, Rogue, Jean Grey, Emma Frost. All X-men. Shes litterly the most popular non X-men female character Marvel has. I cant even belive this is a debate. This is like saying no one knows who the fantastic 4 are.


Get mad if Captsin Marvel saves the day if u want but i wonder how mad these cacs would be if it was cable or someone like that.

Rogue took her powers right?