Captain America vs. Solid Snake

[Recca Gatsby]

LOL yall must be using Super Smash Bros version Snake

 

[duncanthetall]

Breh. The Taskmaster would fukk UP Snake

 

[duncanthetall]

If the fight takes place in a big complex with lots of places to hide and a huge assortment of heat seeking missle launchers, grenades, and whatever else Snake can use, then he'll win. Anything else and Captain will fukk him up, because Snake is a regular human with lot's of training and experience, but he's no superhuman.

Lol what the fukk is a rocket launcher going to do to cap's shield? Are we fukking serious? His shield withstands full on hits from THE HULK. It doesn't matter the setting. Cap stomps him. Quickly. Minor inconvenience at best.

 

[Samoa]

Flash grenades and CQC, Cap broke a sweat fighting that frenchie, Snake takes on groups of Spetsnaz for breakfast.

snake would need every advantage in the world to beat cap breh.snake could send a nuke at cap and cap would throw his shield and redirect it back at snakes general area. its no contest imo

 

[duncanthetall]

snake would need every advantage in the world to beat cap breh.snake could send a nuke at cap and cap would throw his shield and redirect it back at snakes general area. its no contest imo

It's like they think Cap has never dealt with sneaky nikkas and ninjas and assassins. Snake is so completely insignificant compared to the type of shyt he deals with on the daily with the Avengers.

 

[Jazzy B.]

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't have or use camo?

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use Grenades that range from Sleeping gas to Flashbangs to Stun grenades to emp's etc?.

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use Thermal and Night Vision?

So we gonna act like Snake isn't a precision marksman?


So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use a variety of guns?


So we gonna act like Captain America wasn't killed by a bullet in the comics?

So we gonna act like Captain America wasn't pinned down by two goons using firearms in The Avengers?
Snake wins

 

[observe]

I go with Snake..he's more acrobatic and has more weapons..Cap just has a shield that he throws..anybody can throw a shield..dumb weapon compared to snakes weapons

 

[duncanthetall]

You nikkas are literally retarded. Garbage thread

Snake be gettin rifle butted in the back of the head. This dude has to sneak around and it takes him like 10 seconds to choke out regular ass 9-5 security guards. This dude can't fukking hold onto a rail for more thn 20 seconds cause his baby fingers aren't strong enough.

Cap stomps

 

[duncanthetall]

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't have or use cameo?

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use Grenades that range from Sleeping gas to Flashbangs to Stun grenades to emp's etc?.

So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use Thermal and Night Vision?

So we gonna act like Snake isn't a precision marksman?


So we gonna act like Snake doesn't use a variety of guns?


So we gonna act like Captain America wasn't killed by a bullet in the comics?

So we gonna act like Captain America wasn't pinned down by two goons using firearms in The Avengers?
Snake wins

Breh. Last time I checked Cap is still alive

Last time I checked pretty much all of Cap's enemies are "precision marksmen"

Last time I checked stun grenades and gas shyt really don't fukking work on Cap

Last time I checked, Cap whooped on street level bums with machine guns and rocket launchers on a regular basis

Taking on Snake would literally be fukking simple. He'd bounce his shield around a corner and cut the fakkit in half. Dude moves at half a mile per hour. Dude controls like a robot, breh. Dude is so hilariously unagile compared to Cap it's funny that someone would even make this a topic.

 

[SumBlackguyz]

If they fight in the woods and Snake is crouching with the woodland camo, Cap is a goner. How you gonna kill someone thats invisible?

 

[duncanthetall]

If they fight in the woods and Snake is crouching with the woodland camo, Cap is a goner. How you gonna kill someone thats invisible?

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Cap is the greatest tactician in Marvel. You think he's going to just walk into a fukking forest against someone with camo abilities without anything to counter it? He's the fukking Batman of Marvel except, well, stronger, faster, and more agile.

Snake gets stomped

 

[duncanthetall]

BTW, Cap dodges fukking bullets on the regular. As in hears/sees the gunshots, then reacts.

Comparing a video game character where all their feats are ridiculous bullshyt put in to make the player feel like a badass is ridiculous, IMO. But even still, Snake is so outclassed in this it's not even funny.

 

[Jazzy B.]

Breh. Last time I checked Cap is still alive


But he was still killed by a "bullet"
Last time I checked pretty much all of Cap's enemies are "precision marksmen"

Wasn't he killed by a "Precision Marksman"?
Last time I checked stun grenades and gas shyt really don't fukking work on Cap

You sure about that?
Last time I checked, Cap whooped on street level bums with machine guns and rocket launchers on a regular basis

Last time I checked Snake took on things called "Metal Gears" and "Beasts" who have supernatural and technological powers

Taking on Snake would literally be fukking simple. He'd bounce his shield around a corner and cut the fakkit in half. Dude moves at half a mile per hour. Dude controls like a robot, breh. Dude is so hilariously unagile compared to Cap it's funny that someone would even make this a topic.

Snake would snipe him from halfway across the map. .

 

[Jazzy B.]

BTW, Cap dodges fukking bullets on the regular. As in hears/sees the gunshots, then reacts.

Comparing a video game character where all their feats are ridiculous bullshyt put in to make the player feel like a badass is ridiculous, IMO. But even still, Snake is so outclassed in this it's not even funny.

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[duncanthetall]

Gas doesn't work on Cap, yes I'm sure of that. Like I said, Cap isn't dead. He's dodged bullets from more accomplished marksmen then that fakkit

Snake is a fukkin scrub, breh. You focusing on the Cap assassination would be like me focusing on the many fukking times y'all bummy nikkas die with snake in a game lmao.

Captain goes up against real world ending threats. Snake goes up against mentally challenged motherfukkers usually with a plot device to help him win cause it's a fukkin video game.

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