Canibus Now A HVAC Tech? Gets Called Out By M-80 A Day After Chino XL Passing For Bad Business (Failure to do Chino XL x Canibus LP, Stu Bangas LP+)

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:deadrose: My mans would rather freestyle a potential banger cleaning out airducts, versus being in the studio to actually rejuvenate his entire career. I want a full blown movie on Canibus.

"The Illest Bag Fumblier Alive" starring Michael Ealy as Canibus.

Oh my fukking jumped up marsupial in heaven, I'm over here banging my head against the Steam Deck trying to make Reaper act right with my Launchkey, and this ingrate fumbling a chance of getting that old head rapper in 2024 stimulus.

Along with the fact that they could have saved this shyt after Chino was laid to rest :why:
 

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I'll never forget before Notebook-gate that $70 dollar bundle CD package that had a bunch of pre orders that Canibus never delivered on. A bunch of his fans were complaining that Bus took their money and ran only to make future albums that had nothing to do with that $70 dollar bundle. There were numerous complaints at the time but as time went on you stopped hearing about it because the fans who did the pre order thing just took their L so reading this now I'm not surprised.

With that said I'll still never forget what Ras Kass said about M80 so it ain't like I'm not looking at him doing this in relation to Chino XLs death with the side eye too.
What did Ras kass say
 

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Imagine waiting to get your A/C working and the dude that shows up wants to battle rap. :gucci:

Bis shows up like...

"Ayo I ain't just an HVAC technician
I've also mastered hacking the mechanisms
Of weapon systems
Plus I engage in spiritual exorcisms"

Customer: :why: Okaaaay...can you fix that shyt though, I'm sweating my ass off
 

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Bis shows up like...

"Ayo I ain't just an HVAC technician
I've also mastered hacking the mechanisms
Of weapon systems
Plus I engage in spiritual exorcisms"

Customer: :why: Okaaaay...can you fix that shyt though, I'm sweating my ass off

Call up the HVAC place. "We'll send someone over right away".

Me: Hmm, didn't Canibus work for this spot? Maybe it isn't true. I read that on Facebook...



=Hours Later=
Me: Sweating like Guliani here. Al Gore please come and save me.

HVAC Van pulls up

Me: ... hold on there's a big speaker in the back, what in tarnation?

Bis hits the instrumental, puts on his sunglasses and hops out the truck
Bis: My bars got you sweatin' bullets, quakin' in your boots and I ain't threaten to pull it.

Me:
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Ive seen a lot of people who shyt on m80 and im not a fan either as i think he talks too much but i spent time talking to a rapper who worked with him, and they said dude put 10gs in his hand for a weeks work and even if he has some shady practices, he keeps mcs fed. Homie was adamant about it too like he fukks with him. And thats with shady shyt going on as well.

Ita not from the goodness of his heart or anything but i do think he respects the rappers he works with and hip hop as a whole after that talk way he laid it out to me.
 
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Call up the HVAC place. "We'll send someone over right away".

Me: Hmm, didn't Canibus work for this spot? Maybe it isn't true. I read that on Facebook...



=Hours Later=
Me: Sweating like Guliani here. Al Gore please come and save me.

HVAC Van pulls up

Me: ... hold on there's a big speaker in the back, what in tarnation?

Bis hits the instrumental, puts on his sunglasses and hops out the truck
Bis: My bars got you sweatin' bullets, quakin' in your boots and I ain't threaten to pull it.

Me:
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He really went from "Its inevitable in 98 I'm gonna blow" to "Its inevitable in 24 your AC unit is gonna blow" :troll:
 

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Imagine waiting to get your A/C working and the dude that shows up wants to battle rap. :gucci:

Koala opens door

Canibus:

"At a 100 degrees celsius, tenants get melted
I'm here to fix the AC before you self destruct kid
it's the C Bus with the tools to release dust and molecules
to calm your spiritual frame down to a low decimal
Whose better than I
I throw them in the heater and make them cool off
Most repairmen not seeing the Bus
I diminish and extingished the flames in AC we trust
I cool you over the net, I cool you in the flesh,
I cool you on The Coli where you trying to get dap and rep
I cool you on the sideline
cool you in the southside forest where water is hard to find

Koala: :why:
 
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