Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Superman is just too corny for grown men lets be honest? And i guess they refuse to try to just sell em to kids and say "fuk yall old nikkas,yall had yalls time,this a reboot for the kids foh"....nah they wanna make some wanna be "dark" superman movie instead....and failed miserably becuse they made superman the same ol aloof choir boy he always been
Homie is right they shouldve done a real reboot. I woulda liked to see Clark breaking headboards while fukin bytches as a young adult...i woulda liked to see clark punch a hole thru a couple bullys chest and beat them so severly maybe he has to go to court about it
....show em chasin down lowley car thieves and bringing a sledgehammer down on ants and maybe goin a little too far for just a car thief
....i wouldnt have even minded him being in thea military fukking up tanks and shyt and learning his discipline and good guyto ways from there....id basically like to see them do superman as a less fukked up Hancock kinda
...i know comic fans wouldnt go for sups bein a alchoholic drug abusing womanizer....but it would have been cool to see his teenage years and how maybe thru mistakes he made decided he had to be a boyscout....i dont wanna hear he's always been that powerful and always had self control to use his powers for good even as a youngin
...at least make em flip some cows
....if superman can kill zod he coulda killed sumbody earlier in the movie like that trucker,and then regreted it and not killed zod in that anticlimatic azz way.
Superman on Molly would've been epic. But he could've been an outcast hunted by the Feds until he harnessed his powers then came out on some g shyt.
Rouge villains with super weapons. They could've played it a dozen ways, and saved Zod for the sequel. Instead we get a shytty story with a shyt load of plot holes wrapped in cgi costumes to hide the smell.
 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 ...im not saying he should be fukked up  as Superman as we know him,but his build up to becoming superman can be flawed cant it?...past movies I don't remember ever covering him as young adult so they had license to do whatever they wanted to during that period....they had him tear that truckers truck up during the movie showing he had a mean streak,dont see why they couldnt have explored it further...him doing knucklehead shyt as a young man wouldn't have tarnished the image of superman but only made him more relateable and likeable...plus they had him kill,im not even proposing killing being necessary just some teenage hijinks and maybe bloody assaults that teach him a lesson..and not those wack Pa Kent lessons
...im not saying he should be fukked up  as Superman as we know him,but his build up to becoming superman can be flawed cant it?...past movies I don't remember ever covering him as young adult so they had license to do whatever they wanted to during that period....they had him tear that truckers truck up during the movie showing he had a mean streak,dont see why they couldnt have explored it further...him doing knucklehead shyt as a young man wouldn't have tarnished the image of superman but only made him more relateable and likeable...plus they had him kill,im not even proposing killing being necessary just some teenage hijinks and maybe bloody assaults that teach him a lesson..and not those wack Pa Kent lessons ...Maybe just maybe if Superman had a ounce of acting ability he could've been a likeable guy whos good just because he is....They barely gave dude lines because they knew how bad he was but had the look they wanted....to top that off Lois had less sex appeal than the kryptonian chick,and clarks mama.....which is fine and lois doesn't have to be a dime,but Lois was boring,looked too old,wasnt a good counter to Supermans extra serious azz
...Maybe just maybe if Superman had a ounce of acting ability he could've been a likeable guy whos good just because he is....They barely gave dude lines because they knew how bad he was but had the look they wanted....to top that off Lois had less sex appeal than the kryptonian chick,and clarks mama.....which is fine and lois doesn't have to be a dime,but Lois was boring,looked too old,wasnt a good counter to Supermans extra serious azz 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 supes doesn't even get top billing in his own sequel.
 supes doesn't even get top billing in his own sequel. 
 
		 
 
		