Cac gets monthly colonoscopies in an effort to maintain his youth and reverse aging

[In The Zone '98]

Somebody gotta be the guinea pig.

Won't help him any. But who knows in 50 years.

 

[Vandelay]

Who lying to this dude that he has the biological age of an 18 year old?

 

[315]

Not even the weirdest thing he does. I’m pretty sure he’s the same dude that uses his son’s blood for some kind of anti-aging nonsense

 

[Collateral]

nikka look like Bruce Jenner

 

[Neuromancer]

Uncanny valley.

 

[bnew]

America's Lounge Singer (@krang.bsky.social)

for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that

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@America's Lounge Singer
for those of you not on twitter anymore, the anti-aging billionaire guy posted a timelapse of his failed attempt to inject "fat-derived extracellular matrix" into his face and I thought you might want to see that

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[The Intergalactic Koala]

Went to a different feed and smooth like manscaped marsupial sacks.




NEVERfukkINGMIND

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Then you got old Black people that grew up with no AC, dealt with Jim Crow, smoke a pack of Newports a day and somehow live to 100 but only look 75.

Honestly they did some study that talked about how people that walked daily and ate a lot of seafood lived longer lives and were really healthy. Dude is spending too much $$$$