Cac gets monthly colonoscopies in an effort to maintain his youth and reverse aging

[Rozay Oro]

looks like an ugly ass dyke in her early 50s

you nikkas foul, I’m goin to bed

 

[High Art]

Look like you take estrogen, brehs.

 

[Wild self]

I heard that many kids under the age of 10 today, will live to see their 150th birthday and still be relatively healthy

I fee like that medical science is close to breaking historical barriers to slowing down aging to a turtle's walk. What this CAC is doing is practically useless in many ways, especially blasting his a$$hole for extended youth

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

the new hustle is to make men insecure about their looks and age. Seems especially bad with men in the tech industry cuz it seems they start rolling people out the door in their late 40s. think of the BILLIONS of dollars on the table

 

[Hersh]

this what Bron does

 

[CopiousX]

smh at 2 mill a year for something impossible
just shytting away money

I think it's doable . He just took a silly path to get there.

I heard that many kids under the age of 10 today, will live to see their 150th birthday and still be relatively healthy

I fee like that medical science is close to breaking historical barriers to slowing down aging to a turtle's walk. What this CAC is doing is practically useless in many ways, especially blasting his a$$hole for extended youth

I see that happening also.


Though I'm not a fan of the biological method, I think it's doable if he did gene therapies in combination with nutritional science . But I fear there are too many unknowns with the biological side of things.



Personally I prefer the cyborg route to making it to 150, Rather than seeking a body that destroys itself much slower than natural lifespans. I prefer a modular system where parts can easily be replaced upon failure. Repairing the body of a 34 yr old born in 88' should be similar to how you can change the spark plugs or get new shocks on a 1988 Pontiac. It can be synthetic routes like pacemakers for failing hearts and artificial mechanical kidneys or through 3d printed organs.



We are getting here slowly with artificial eyes for blind born and elderly blind, and artificial ,mind controled limbs for amputees after an accident. There is even research right now on artificial or externally grown neurons. And personally, neuronal work is the only bio research I think we need to do. Im hesitant to mess with non neuronal genes purely due to the obvious cancer risk when messing with RNA and dna.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

smh at 2 mill a year for something impossible
just shytting away money

A 5 day fast once a month would be cheaper and yield a lot if not more of the same results. But if he has millions to blow like that then by all means let him take his fleecing.

 

[UWasntThere]

He also looks like a dyke that's recovering after extensive chemo treatments

Just when I thought I’d seen all the Coli has to offer

 

[MikelArteta]

All that to get hit by a car and die

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Whatever makes Bren happy…

 

[boogers]

white people are crazy

wasnt oprah all about colon cleansings like 20 years ago?

i will say, dropping off a loaf after a hangover makes me feel WAY better. maybe this weirdo cac is onto something. i know the butt is absorbent... some people put drugs up there to absorb, so maybe if you got one in the chamber, your body is absorbing those toxins? this conversation is getting a little but hey, you never know.

personally i have an 'exit only' policy, but if it works it works i guess.

throwing in an extra Dame just because.

 

[No Ma’am]

 

[Braman]

That first paragraph . They just kept rewording the same thing. Bullshyt detected

 

[Striving For Greatness]

All that and he still looks like shyt

 

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The crack cocaine guy looks better.

Bryan Johnson age 46 (supplements, diet, gene therapy) Hunter Biden age 54 (mostly crack cocaine )

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