I've been severely cutting back on my Coli usage to focus on other activities but this shyt got me 187 hot
So in my GEB1011 class I had a group project and the only other breh in my group was pretty cool. He was texting me about class stuff and what not, but he was also just hitting me up about the actual college im general. In passing I mentioned that I was doing preliminary work on a business plan for a mobile development company I had in mind. 2 weeks ago, after class he stopped me and another Hispanic dude in our class and said he wanted to talk to us about a "business plan thing he was trying to do" I thought he was another young breh tryna make moves in business so I was hype to find out what he was trying to do
We were scheduled to meet twice last week but had to reschedule because of something on his part. We were finally able to meet today so I get to school, walk to the student life center and it's a group of kids there, he comes out the group and says "Wanya bro come over here!!!" We sit down at the table and he says "Look man, I see a lot of potential in you man, you're extremely intelligent and I know you can be great so I got a business opportunity for you! Watch this video!" He hands me his phone and the video starts and I see a mothafukka holding a purple "You Should Be Here" banner and the WorldVentures logo
I watch about 6 minutes of this bullshyt and look up at this nikka cheesing saying "I know it's crazy right bro!!!" (I was smirking to hide the fact I wanted to snuff this fakkit for wasting my time) I then said "So it's multilevel marketing right?" and he said yes, to which I replied "That's a pyramid scheme my nikka" and he hit the
"NONONONONONO it's not a pyramid scheme at all!" I said "So from what they're saying, you make money by putting more people on and they gotta put people on? That's literally the definition of how a pyramid scheme works
" Then I hear a girl voice from the group he was in that said "Do you know what a pyramid scheme is?" and she comes from behind and tries to tell me how she's been on 27 vacations in 3 years (BULLshyt BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME TO GO ON 9 VACATIONS A YEAR
) and how I need to be an entrepreneur and boss my life up. At this point, I'm ready to punch a hole at this whole bullshyt ordeal but this chick was bad as fukk looking like a post-prison Remy and I was willing to take this momentary L for the greater good, but then she had to leave so this bytch nikka from my class had me watch the rest of the video which helped me get back to the matter at hand.
After this 17 minute long video I walk away and he says "So you ready to make this paper and change your life?" And I said "It's a pyramid scheme bruh, thanks for the offer though." As I walk off he says "CONTINUE BEING A EMPLOYEE THEN! IMMA GET THIS BAG OWNING MY OWN BUSINESS WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!" as if paying for a membership and a big ass one-time down payment while making barely any cash if it all equals "getting a bag"
I got his phone number, I can't wait to shyt on this nikka in 6 months
So in my GEB1011 class I had a group project and the only other breh in my group was pretty cool. He was texting me about class stuff and what not, but he was also just hitting me up about the actual college im general. In passing I mentioned that I was doing preliminary work on a business plan for a mobile development company I had in mind. 2 weeks ago, after class he stopped me and another Hispanic dude in our class and said he wanted to talk to us about a "business plan thing he was trying to do" I thought he was another young breh tryna make moves in business so I was hype to find out what he was trying to do
We were scheduled to meet twice last week but had to reschedule because of something on his part. We were finally able to meet today so I get to school, walk to the student life center and it's a group of kids there, he comes out the group and says "Wanya bro come over here!!!" We sit down at the table and he says "Look man, I see a lot of potential in you man, you're extremely intelligent and I know you can be great so I got a business opportunity for you! Watch this video!" He hands me his phone and the video starts and I see a mothafukka holding a purple "You Should Be Here" banner and the WorldVentures logo
I watch about 6 minutes of this bullshyt and look up at this nikka cheesing saying "I know it's crazy right bro!!!" (I was smirking to hide the fact I wanted to snuff this fakkit for wasting my time) I then said "So it's multilevel marketing right?" and he said yes, to which I replied "That's a pyramid scheme my nikka" and he hit the
"NONONONONONO it's not a pyramid scheme at all!" I said "So from what they're saying, you make money by putting more people on and they gotta put people on? That's literally the definition of how a pyramid scheme works" Then I hear a girl voice from the group he was in that said "Do you know what a pyramid scheme is?" and she comes from behind and tries to tell me how she's been on 27 vacations in 3 years (BULLshyt BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME TO GO ON 9 VACATIONS A YEAR) and how I need to be an entrepreneur and boss my life up. At this point, I'm ready to punch a hole at this whole bullshyt ordeal but this chick was bad as fukk looking like a post-prison Remy and I was willing to take this momentary L for the greater good, but then she had to leave so this bytch nikka from my class had me watch the rest of the video which helped me get back to the matter at hand.After this 17 minute long video I walk away and he says "So you ready to make this paper and change your life?" And I said "It's a pyramid scheme bruh, thanks for the offer though." As I walk off he says "CONTINUE BEING A EMPLOYEE THEN! IMMA GET THIS BAG OWNING MY OWN BUSINESS WITH OR WITHOUT YOU!" as if paying for a membership and a big ass one-time down payment while making barely any cash if it all equals "getting a bag"
I got his phone number, I can't wait to shyt on this nikka in 6 months
and kept it moving. Why so angry? Lol. They're obviously some naive losers you shouldn't be speaking to, to begin with 
Just for you to run home to the keyboard and...
