By Popular Demand: True Coliwood Stories - College Athletics

[Jesus Is Lord]

At the end of every story I hear Tommy Heinshon's voice "a threeeeee by Waltaaa!" referring to Walter McCarty.

Walt,your story telling skills are the combo of Orson Wells, Bill Cosby and Charlie Murphy. I picture you typing this out smoking a Tiparillo,rocking a monocle, with a pretty lady looking over your shoulder with a wine glass in her hand and Biggie playing softly in the background.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

At the end of every story I hear Tommy Heinshon's voice "a threeeeee by Waltaaa!" referring to Walter McCarty.

Walt,your story telling skills are the combo of Orson Wells, Bill Cosby and Charlie Murphy. I picture you typing this out smoking a Tiparillo,rocking a monocle, with s pretty lady looking over your shoulder with a wine glass in her hand and Biggie playing softly in the background.

 

[beenz]

Damn, I didn't even know you were white. You should do the Jon B thing. Black girls love that shyt if you are into sistas.

One of my best friends used to milk the hell out the Jon b thing in college. He had the same haircut and beard. Plus this was when Jon b was poppin too.

 

[BonafideDefacto]

My nikka Walt is gonna be the first dude to go on a Blog Signing & Free Drinks Tour. All the cats on here that wanna by him drinks...you know ur ass ain't never paying for a drink in another city now.

That said, never listened to the podcasts back on SOHH but I think we should have one going for each forum on different sub-topics

 

[MoneyTron]

Very relevant stories breh.

 

[I.V.]

I like sohh better when @Walt owned it.

Once he sold it off for his cut of the 5 Milly, it fell off.

 

[Walt]

Aight... there's no way I'm going to get to the episodes I wanted to this weekend. But here's the trade-off: I sat down this morning with some coffee to start episode X, and realized I had to get episode XIV out of my system in order to do any of the others. Episode XIV is going to be, by far, the longest one I write and the most personal. I made it through half of it just now, and I feel mad drained from that shyt. Will try to sit back down with it in a little bit and post it today. You'll definitely have to read this shyt with care and patience, because it's going to be long as fukk andthere's dualities and levels to this shyt... it's just different. #newrules #factsonly

 

[yawn]

@Walt you haven't posted them yet but Lacrosstitutes and Lightskinned Super Hero already got me

 

[Walt]

@Walt you haven't posted them yet but Lacrosstitutes and Lightskinned Super Hero already got me

Lightskinned Super Hero is about quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my life. I can't wait to relive that shyt right there.

 

[PabloEscobar]

reading these stories as a virgin... sex is so abundant yet elusive.

 

[Majestyx]

reading these stories as a virgin... sex is so abundant yet elusive.

 

[CrimsonTider]

What's ridiculous about the way sports is covered is that we can't just let the game speak for itself.

We need some sort of storyline.

It's not enough to acknowledge that certain teams or coaches or players are successful. We have to go over the top and attach additional honorable or heroic qualities to them that seemingly more completely characterize their success. Qualities such as "integrity" or "honor" or "loyalty" or "pride", etc.


For example, if you go back and look at the coverage of Dr. J around the time he retired, less time is spent talking about what he did on the basketball court and more time is spent talking about (in very rosy terms) what a "nice, classy" guy he is, and what a great family life he has, what a role model he is for younger NBA players as well as children, etc.

Now, I'm not saying Doc was a horrible person (we all have shortcomings). But the narrative seems so silly in retrospect (you know, considering the illegitimate children who were hidden and emotionally neglected, the sex tape, etc.)

Why couldn't they just stick to what they knew to be true? Wouldn't it be enough to highlight his heroics in the 1976 ABA Finals, etc.? Was it necessary to prop him up as a heroic off-the-court role model as well? But I guess that's what many in society desire and need.

The games would be enough if ESPN didn't create this 24/7 multiple channel beast that needs to be fed continuously

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

reading these stories as a virgin... sex is so abundant yet elusive.

It's easy to bag a decent looking chick if you're in college. Just be an outgoing type guy and learn how to talk to people in general. Stop putting these hoes on pedestals and just imagine their your cousin or some shyt when you talk to em. If you have any friends, you should be going to parties or out to bars and clubs. Then it's real easy because half of those chicks are looking to fukk anyways. Just be a man and make a move. Make fun of these girls to bring em down to earth, stare at their flaws for a second or two so they know you're aware of em. Just don't act desperate as hell, walk away if she isn't acting right and pick out a different chick.

 

[The ADD]

Is it me or are the links fucced up in the OG post?

 

[lutha]

reading these stories as a virgin... sex is so abundant yet elusive.

best advice I can give you: yea, sex is great, but wait till you ready, don't let these stories fukk up your life...cause that's something 'having sex when you not ready' can def do