Bust a nut in a coworkers coffee for 15 years and don't get punished.

[Taadow]

“My worst thought was I have to go through STD testing for a year and he’s going to get off,” Maahs said.

NICE.


Other thoughts:

- Did you catch her sneak in that he did this because he was "attracted to her". Eaaasy ma...
- if bodily fluids in food is 5th degree Sexual Misconduct now, they better close up all the pizza shops and donut shops...

 

[SouthernBelle]

thats disgusting.

i would destroy that man...i don't give a fukk about a prosecution

Yes, i would have been force to chop off his penis and just went to prison if my temporary insanity plea didn't work.

 

[SouthernBelle]

Legit thought this same thing, B.

She might make a pot every morning, or go to the cafe down the street from her house for a cup
and always think in the back of her mind "I wonder how come the coffee at work is so much better..."

She said that she thought the coffee had gone sour (he started doing it over the past few months)

Also, she is crazy as hell. If i saw some strange fluid on my desk (that I didn't cause), I wouldn't eat or drink anything that's been on my desk.

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

What kind of office do they work in where this dude has time to jack off in a cup without anyone seeing for 15 yrs! nikka dry jacking it too?

 

[godkiller]

she drank 32.85 litres of this dudes nut brehs

 

[Mowgli]

Wouldn't have said a word.

One day he just wouldn't come back to work ever again

 

[god shamgod]

this story is hilarious

 

[Blackout]

Street justice

 

[labrokejames]

U can get stds from drinking nut?

yes

 

[Bob Loblaw]

cant amke this shyt up

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

yes

Wow

 

[TheNig]

... and this fool ain't going to jail?

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Wow! And dude was Every time.

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

Best part of waking up

Semen in your cup....

 

[Claudex]

at first I was
But now, like wouldnt the coffee dissolve any disease.

Nut has protein.Nh
So she was getting protein and energized at the same time
If I was breh I'd patent that drink, coli brehs I think we found a cum up

you're killing me breh