Bundas, Bribes and Brazucas - The Official Brazil FIFA World Cup 2014 Thread

[SubZeroDegrees]

I can't believe I miss most this exciting game and watch that boring ass Russia/Belgium match.

Eurofruads wasted my time again.

 

[Xerces]

these Asian people are nice

 

[SCORCH]

He's heading it the length of the damn box. He can't head it down, so he jumps to arc it.

I'm really not sure how else he's supposed to do that.

it's a fairly straighforward goal made to look difficult by his needless dive to to the ground.

And I forgot to mention the goaltender is one of the absolute worst at the world cup. He's essentially heading it into an empty basket. That's one of the easiest goals scored so far. This game on right now has produced six goals better than that ffs.

Dawg, stop embarrassing yourself.

 

[distinguishedNOW]

This Korean helping the Algerian with his cramp while South Korea controlling the ball

 

[714562]

Wow.

Of all the unnecessary sportsmanship.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Look at the point of contact

His body is upright. Why is throwing himself to the floor? There's literally no need.

And that's supposed to be the goal of the tournament? Brehs score that every day at the astroturf

And this Messi shyt

Left footed player dribbles left, shoots left. Color me whelmed.

Kudos to him scoring his first goal against an actual country, though.

shyt still gets an asterisk playing against mans who fast. Not surprising the goal came late, mans were low on essential energy that can only be built by playing full strength and having their fitness sharpened year around. Messi out here picking up scraps against the malnourished.

So, that makes his count 8,000,000,000,000 shots, 1.5* goals.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

LMAO @ the Korean helping him with his cramps

 

[714562]

it's a fairly straighforward goal made to look difficult by his needless dive to to the ground.

And I forgot to mention the goaltender is one of the absolute worst at the world cup. He's essentially heading it into an empty basket. That's one of the easiest goals scored so far. This game on right now has produced six goals better than that ffs.

Dawg, stop embarrassing yourself.

How does he score off that header if he doesn't dive, if he's to head it the length of the box? Explain how.

These Sunday afternoon athletes, man.

 

[EQ.]

I could never try and help the opposition player stretch his leg if he cramped, i'd prolly hyper extend that shyt on purpose and be like

"my bad"

 

[Bboystyle]

I believe that aliens molded asians too look like them. There's no other explanation for their weird looks

 

[Shameonyou]

i love that korea dont quit

 

[distinguishedNOW]

Lets gooo

 

[SCORCH]

How does he score off that header if he doesn't dive, if he's to head it the length of the box? Explain how.

These Sunday afternoon athletes, man.

Just admit he had to dive because he has weak neck muscles. fukking weak euro cac should do some neck exercises because there was no need for him to dive there. How can you applaud that?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Anybody saying cahills goal isn't the goal of the tournament so far is mildly retarded

That goal was leagues beyond any of the other goals scored so far...had a more fashionable player scored it like a messi or robben niccas would be giving it GOAT status

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Lets gooo

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