Bundas, Bribes and Brazucas - The Official Brazil FIFA World Cup 2014 Thread

[Scottie Drippin]

So it took this fraud Messi a decade, 800000000000000000000000000000 shots on goal, and a lucky bounce on the post to finally score in the World Cup and he could only manage to do it against a country that he's older than?

Fraud Status: Officially Cemented.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Messi finally scores against a country with a population of about 3m


Tbf to Cronaldo his injuries are the result of that Ghanaian witchdoctor putting a curse on him.

Messi's are all self-inflicted with the roids.

My nicca scorch, relentless as always

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Argentina looking like Argentina

these dudes got that battery in their back

I've seen more patagonia footwork in the last 10 minutes than the whole fukkin match!!!

 

[ADLT]

what a save by di maria

his reads have been on point

 

[Arrogance.]

Call back in about 2 weeks time.

fukk that I want Lebron level reaction threads to this monumental goal in World Cup/human history

 

[hood b. goode]

So it took this fraud Messi a decade, 800000000000000000000000000000 shots on goal, and a lucky bounce on the post to finally score in the World Cup and he could only manage to do it against a country that he's older than?

Fraud Status: Officially Cemented.

You have no idea what you're talking about

None.

 

[Jax]

that it?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

they playing keep-away

 

[Liu Kang]

He wanted that goal so bad because he never celebrates that hard. Happy for the breh

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

By the looks of our back and forth...im not the one who needs anything defined...i'd just bow out tbh

I ain't letting you back out that easy

So you telling me Shola can't claim Newcastle as his hometown when he lived there since 5?

Pac was 17 when he moved to Oakland and he repped the West literally till his death

I'm not saying he'd choose Newcastle over Zaria but to say Newcastle can't treat dude like a local hero when he speaks with the exact same accent as Alan Shearer is the dumbest shyt I heard

You still ain't told me about your 'local' heroes tho

 

[GoogleMe]

 

[GzUp]

Messi playing with some scrubs

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

di maria has been dancing out here brehs

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Messi playing with some scrubs

di Maria has been better than Messi for about a year now

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

So it took this fraud Messi a decade, 800000000000000000000000000000 shots on goal, and a lucky bounce on the post to finally score in the World Cup and he could only manage to do it against a country that he's older than?

Fraud Status: Officially Cemented.

Messi scored in the '06 world cup iirc breh