Bumble Bee Tuna Employee Cooked To Death With 12,000 lbs of Tuna

[iBrowse]

There's gonna be some serious protein gainz whoever copped that batch

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@-DMP- @The ADD

 

[TKOK]

top 5 worst way to go.

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

I didn't want to laugh

 

[The ADD]

@-DMP- @The ADD

I went with the full uppity tuna a while back Im safe

 

[The ADD]

Talking about sleeping with the fish

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

yo this is some of the most depressing shyt I ever heard.

fukk man.

fukkkkk.

count your blessings ppl.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

LARRY: MAN MIKE IS ALWAYS GETTING HIGH IN OVEN DURING DOWNTIME...

TONY: MAN QUIT SNITCHING... LET THAT MAN COOK.

LARRY:

 

[Another Man]

Cooked in a batch of tuna, eh?

Well.....one could say he...

....got canned.





YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

 

[boskey]

damn that has to suck. imagine getting cooked to death.

Bright side is he probably drowned/was crushed by 12,000 pounds of tuna before he got cooked

 

[LezJepzin]

I was all kinds of when I saw this on the news last night.








Luckily my mom didn't see this. She loves Bumblebee tuna

 

[FLATOP]

i get roasted at the workplace all the time too fam

 

[jackswstd]

That's some terribly sad shyt. And at y'all for making me laugh about it to boot.

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

This thread is making me hungry for some strange reason.

I haven't had tuna in ages...

 

[Heafcliffe]

Jose is in those cans.

Jose

 

[Midrash]

But a dead body smells that way from decomposing, even a dead chicken will smell bad from decomposing. He was cooked fresh so he probably smelled like delicious meat.

I know this sounds kind of fuq'd up but I was watching a documentary and this dude who ate someone said human meat tasted slightly sweet.