Okay, my bad.yup...wifes brother...wifey the only one to come outta her family with her head on straight..
brother in law came over my house trying to stunt
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none of my siblings live in the same state as me plus the nikka is married...his wife be so disrespectful to, had her over my house one day last year and the bytch asked to use my bathroom in my masterbedroom while i was on the bed trying to sleep because i was sick and she gone leave the bathroom door open and blow guts like i wasn't there..i yelled out "CLOSE THE FUKN DOOR MAN" and she gone say "oh my bad sorry" but didnt close the door and kept blowing bubble guts
...i pulled the covers over my face and waited for it to be over..she flushed and dipped and had the nerve to fix a plaate before leaving..THE AUDACITY OF DIS FUNKY BOOTY BYTCH
I need the manual for producing gooduns, my son and daughter best take the right road
My parents always drilled into our heads that a relationship is 50-50....you take care of your man/women and they take care of you.
Cats out here getting with bum chicks daily....women out here getting with dusty ass dudes on the regular
The minute you're dating a chick that can't pay her light bill cause she when shopping you should BOUNCE!!!
SheWantTheD
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Fukk that bragging shyt.
Where is the other baby moms when your wifes fam comes over?Do you all sit at the table and have dinner together?
SheWantTheD
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none of my siblings live in the same state as me plus the nikka is married...his wife be so disrespectful to, had her over my house one day last year and the bytch asked to use my bathroom in my masterbedroom while i was on the bed trying to sleep because i was sick and she gone leave the bathroom door open and blow guts like i wasn't there..i yelled out "CLOSE THE FUKN DOOR MAN
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How old is your bro in law? Are you older than him?
last night right after my wife had just finished dinner my brother in law shows up at our door ringing the doorbell, I answer the door and he's just standing there with a smerk on his face with his arms crossed showing off his new watch...He bought a lab made diamond watch from some knock off site for $300 that looks similar to this
I'm at the door like;
me: come through tomorrow, we bout to eat dinner
brother in law: you see me shinning bro(now he's got his arm out showing off the watch)
Me: Yea, that's nice, have a good night
Thankfully he goes home but what kills me is this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod
I just responded "nikka im brokebut nice watch tho"
he responded "fukk the watch, my damn axel finna snap"
I responded "Good day sir!"
Im rollin
stepbackj34spud
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You're a scumbag then. I never been to a family member's house and they didn't let me in no matter what time I showed up and vice versa. "Not during dinner"
One of my fam shows up during dinner, I'm asking them if they want a plate. You quick to run and tell your fam's business online, but can't offer them a plate when they come thru? Get this dap fishing thread the fuk outta here. I swear to everything the coli is so far from reality man.. shyt boggles me.
Who needs enemies when nikkas like this is your relative?
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You're a scumbag then. I never been to a family member's house and they didn't let me in no matter what time I showed up and vice versa. "Not during dinner"
One of my fam shows up during dinner, I'm asking them if they want a plate. You quick to run and tell your fam's business online, but can't offer them a plate when they come thru? Get this dap fishing thread the fuk outta here. I swear to everything the coli is so far from reality man.. shyt boggles me.
Who needs enemies when nikkas like this is your relative?
stay away from my premises when the king is eating...I might wanna run up in wifey 
right after dinner and I don't need any free loaders chilling in the living room
Do you all sit at the table and have dinner together?
yea for the most part we all eat as a family, she's usually on the couch watching and listening to the fukkerry like
..she does good to mind her own business when it comes to my wifes family.
Art Barr
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...Can't believe I've been getting high all fukking year and I ain't thought to put Friday, my first Stoner comedy on the goddamned telly.
I think we all know dudes like that who in secret competition with you when you couldn't honestly give a fukk what they flossing. I mean dudes can see you cop a new game console, shoes, a chain or a phone and be like "shyt prolly fake." But when they see you drive off the lot with that new car?
Just recently helped my Mom's get a new jeep 'cause the one she had from like 99, while still going strong been giving expected problems and all. I swear to science, when I was driving that shyt home off the barge and popped into the gas station to grab a few beers before I was out, atleast 3 dudes I know hit me with that look and then the talk got started about me stunting on folks.
Is this not the same gas station I pop into many times, buy a few beers for myself and the fools lounging too?
Am I not indebted to the goddamned bank for this shyt since it ain't free or given to me on some special privilege shyt?
A new car really does make dudes feel a type of way for a minute.fukk 'em.
You, stay in the country?
Art Barr
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
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this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod
I just responded "nikka im broke
he responded "fukk the watch, my damn axel finna snap"
I responded "Good day sir!"
ROFLMBAO!!!
OMG...that's the shyt right there...ghetto-minded fools constantly pull mess like this and then expect YOU to bail their asses out.
Handled it like a pro!!!
how so ?