brother in law came over my house trying to stunt

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lol he's mad because my wife was bragging to him that I got a new car last month, he always has to 1 up on me when in reality, he's not ever on my mind in any way...like do you bro..I'ma laugh when he gets stuck up for his fake watch like day day's dad in friday after next "ah not the rollie, well nikka now it's a stolie..nikka over here looking like an old ohio pimp":russ:

...Can't believe I've been getting high all fukking year and I ain't thought to put Friday, my first Stoner comedy on the goddamned telly.:palm:
I think we all know dudes like that who in secret competition with you when you couldn't honestly give a fukk what they flossing. I mean dudes can see you cop a new game console, shoes, a chain or a phone and be like "shyt prolly fake." But when they see you drive off the lot with that new car?
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Just recently helped my Mom's get a new jeep 'cause the one she had from like 99, while still going strong been giving expected problems and all. I swear to science, when I was driving that shyt home off the barge and popped into the gas station to grab a few beers before I was out, atleast 3 dudes I know hit me with that look and then the talk got started about me stunting on folks.:smh:
Is this not the same gas station I pop into many times, buy a few beers for myself and the fools lounging too?
Am I not indebted to the goddamned bank for this shyt since it ain't free or given to me on some special privilege shyt?
A new car really does make dudes feel a type of way for a minute.:ucku: fukk 'em.​
 

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The reason why is because my house use to be the freeload zone until I put a stop to that shyt..wife would post pics of her dinners on Facebook and an hour later somebody showing up with an appetite..I use to welcome it but people tend to get disrespectful and take your kindness for weakness...well check it,


















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...Can't believe I've been getting high all fukking year and I ain't thought to put Friday, my first Stoner comedy on the goddamned telly.:palm:
I think we all know dudes like that who in secret competition with you when you couldn't honestly give a fukk what they flossing. I mean dudes can see you cop a new game console, shoes, a chain or a phone and be like "shyt prolly fake." But when they see you drive off the lot with that new car?
tumblr_npcjffRdsM1qg1euzo1_250.gif


Just recently helped my Mom's get a new jeep 'cause the one she had from like 99, while still going strong been giving expected problems and all. I swear to science, when I was driving that shyt home off the barge and popped into the gas station to grab a few beers before I was out, atleast 3 dudes I know hit me with that look and then the talk got started about me stunting on folks.:smh:
Is this not the same gas station I pop into many times, buy a few beers for myself and the fools lounging too?
Am I not indebted to the goddamned bank for this shyt since it ain't free or given to me on some special privilege shyt?
A new car really does make dudes feel a type of way for a minute.:ucku: fukk 'em.​

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lol he's mad because my wife was bragging to him that I got a new car last month, he always has to 1 up on me when in reality, he's not ever on my mind in any way...like do you bro..I'ma laugh when he gets stuck up for his fake watch like day day's dad in friday after next "ah not the rollie, well nikka now it's a stolie..nikka over here looking like an old ohio pimp":russ:


Aint he married to your sister though?
 

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Got 2 sisters.....they both married stand up dudes:salute:



No fake thugs or hood niccas in my family....:smugdraper:


They both been married over 8 years and not one phone call asking to 'hold something':ahh:


My mom and dad worked too hard for us to not be able to depend on ourselves:banderas:
 

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Got 2 sisters.....they both married stand up dudes:salute:



No fake thugs or hood niccas in my family....:smugdraper:


They both been married over 8 years and not one phone call asking to 'hold something':ahh:


My mom and dad worked too hard for us to not be able to depend on ourselves:banderas:

:mjcry:
 

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You know that same nikka is fukking your sister/brother, right? :mjpls::mjlol::umad:
 

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Got 2 sisters.....they both married stand up dudes:salute:



No fake thugs or hood niccas in my family....:smugdraper:


They both been married over 8 years and not one phone call asking to 'hold something':ahh:


My mom and dad worked too hard for us to not be able to depend on ourselves:banderas:

:ohhh:
I need the manual for producing gooduns, my son and daughter best take the right road :takedat:
 

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You know that same nikka is fukking your sister/brother, right? :mjpls::mjlol::umad:

none of my siblings live in the same state as me plus the nikka is married...his wife be so disrespectful to, had her over my house one day last year and the bytch asked to use my bathroom in my masterbedroom while i was on the bed trying to sleep because i was sick and she gone leave the bathroom door open and blow guts like i wasn't there..i yelled out "CLOSE THE FUKN DOOR MAN :what:" and she gone say "oh my bad sorry" but didnt close the door and kept blowing bubble guts :mindblown:...i pulled the covers over my face and waited for it to be over..she flushed and dipped and had the nerve to fix a plaate before leaving..THE AUDACITY OF DIS FUNKY BOOTY BYTCH :scust:
 

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none of my siblings live in the same state as me plus the nikka is married...his wife be so disrespectful to, had her over my house one day last year and the bytch asked to use my bathroom in my masterbedroom while i was on the bed trying to sleep because i was sick and she gone leave the bathroom door open and blow guts like i wasn't there..i yelled out "CLOSE THE FUKN DOOR MAN :what:" and she gone say "oh my bad sorry" but didnt close the door and kept blowing bubble guts :mindblown:...i pulled the covers over my face and waited for it to be over..she flushed and dipped and had the nerve to fix a plaate before leaving..THE AUDACITY OF DIS FUNKY BOOTY BYTCH :scust:
So, that's your wife's peoples? lol
 
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