brother in law came over my house trying to stunt

[benjamin]

last night right after my wife had just finished dinner my brother in law shows up at our door ringing the doorbell, I answer the door and he's just standing there with a smerk on his face with his arms crossed showing off his new watch...He bought a lab made diamond watch from some knock off site for $300 that looks similar to this



I'm at the door like;

me: come through tomorrow, we bout to eat dinner

brother in law: you see me shinning bro (now he's got his arm out showing off the watch)

Me: Yea, that's nice, have a good night (slowly begin to close the door in his face)

Thankfully he goes home but what kills me is this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod or something like that, I don't even think he knows what he's saying.

I just responded "nikka im broke but nice watch tho"

he responded "fukk the watch, my damn axel finna snap"

I responded "Good day sir!"

 

[ciubaca]

Wear a shiny tuna can on your wrist

 

[benjamin]

Wear a shiny tuna can on your wrist

nikka must think this is 2003 when nikkas was wearing waffle diamond earrings like it was a cam video

 

[Cat piss martini]

i wouldnt be caught dead with
that tacky shyt on my wrist..
Rolex or why bother.

 

[Entropy Fan]

Thankfully he goes home but what kills me is this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod or something like that,

I just responded "nikka im broke but nice watch tho"

he responded "fukk the watch, my damn axel finna snap"

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Hood Rich.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Ain't got no job but I still shine

 

[unit321]

Well, that was handled well.
Except you should have told him that he is not entitled to free money.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Dude showed up to your front door in the B-Boy Stance wearing a Facob.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Dam you don't invite your brother in law inside the crib?

 

[benjamin]

Dude showed up to your front door in the B-Boy Stance wearing a Facob.

lol he's mad because my wife was bragging to him that I got a new car last month, he always has to 1 up on me when in reality, he's not ever on my mind in any way...like do you bro..I'ma laugh when he gets stuck up for his fake watch like day day's dad in friday after next "ah not the rollie, well nikka now it's a stolie..nikka over here looking like an old ohio pimp"

 

[The Oracle]

last night right after my wife had just finished dinner my brother in law shows up at our door ringing the doorbell, I answer the door and he's just standing there with a smerk on his face with his arms crossed showing off his new watch...He bought a lab made diamond watch from some knock off site for $300 that looks similar to this

 

[benjamin]

Dam you don't invite your brother in law inside the crib?

not during dinner, I only allow family over on the weekends anyway..

 

[Scientific Playa]

@op

>Thankfully he goes home but what kills me is this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod or something like that, I don't even think he knows what he's saying.


maybe he wanted to borrow the money last night and use the watch as collateral

 

[Tetsuo]

Thankfully he goes home but what kills me is this morning he texts asking to borrow $200 because his front axel needs a tie rod or something like that, I don't even think he knows what he's saying.

I just responded "nikka im broke but nice watch tho"

he responded "fukk the watch, my damn axel finna snap"

I responded "Good day sir!"