Brothas, We HAVE To Do Better With Picking Female Partners (Stop Claiming Hoes)

BaldingSoHard

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Are you a sexual deviant breh? I remember you posting about liking trans women give you facials.

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Hungerpain

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Needle in a haystack type shyt.
Its 2017 95% of women under 30 that nikkas come into contact with are some form of hoe.
Especially if they are even remotely attractive.
That's just how it is now.:manny:
 

SirReginald

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You not getting away breh

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Brehs are gonna clown me into oblivion for this story... :francis:
But feck it here goes.

I got a facial from a tranny last week.

:whoa: Brehs hang on now just chill. Take your finger off the neg button, pull up a chair and listen.

So I get facials every 3 or 4 months or so. If you're thinking of clowning, go ahead but that shyt is the truth. shyt will have you glowing like a super saiyan. It's the reason I'm 38 looking like I'm 29.

So I go into Massage Envy and tell them I wanna schedule one. Chick at the front tells me, "Ok you'll be meeting with Chase tomorrow at noon."
Now I'm thinking, "Chase huh.... :jbhmm: that's kind of an ambiguous name but this is Scottsdale and they wouldn't do me like that so imma just assume it's a girl."

Went in the next day and I see this tranny circling the waters. I'm thinking, "Nah... they better not. They wouldn't..." and then it/he/she walks up and says, "Mr. Balding?"

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brehs...

I felt trapped. The waiting area was full and I saw some older fat dude smirk out the corner of my eye like :mjpls:. I didn't wanna make a scene so I just went with the shyt.
Felt fukking disgusted but my skin is glowing so... :manny:.

It/he/she gave me it's/his/her schedule so I can keep coming back. :heh: Yea right nikka I'm using this shyt to schedule AROUND your ass from now on.

Anyway, yea that happened.

We didn't forget that bruh.
 
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