Bret The Realest: Sharpshooter Rap coming soon ft Cam'ron.

The axe murderer

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taught the game from stu
debuted in the black and blue
in '86 with Jimmy we stashed a strap or two
Went Pink and black and gave a hart attack
til foundation cracked, it splintered, not sentimental
no time for that, went intercontinental

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U WASN'T THERE!

Came from Stampede, used to get it in Canada
Jim was my partner, Jimmy was the manager (FOUNDATION!)
Davey and Dynamite, we tore arenas down
Headlinin', bytch- way before that Cena clown (HE A 5/10!)
Savage we beat him down, we rocked the pink & black
Put them jobbers on they back with the Hart Attack
We beat the Killer Bees, we beat the Bolsheviks
Strike Force got us- that was some bogus shyt (SANTANA!)
Beat the Young Stallions, beat the Islanders
Beat the Rougeaus and all them other challengers (all y'all!)
Danny Davis was the ref, he wasn't fair
Mania III, 93,000, YOU WASN'T THERE (SILVERDOME!)
Got rid of Jimmy, turned babyface
'80s WWF, what a crazy place
Nasty Boys beat us, that was grimy son
I went off on my own, that was '91 (SHOUTOUT TO ANVIL!)
Straight outta Alberta, I was the best worker
Beat Mr. Perfect, Mountie, even Berzerker (HUSS!)
Hogan was the shyts, I was the excellence
Back when Shawn was just a 'tag team specialist' (fukk'IM!)
I beat Martel, IRS, DiBiase
Roddy Piper, Honky Tonk... Sivi Afi (JOBBER!)
Correction: I ain't never beat Sivi Afi
But fukk it, 'Sivi Afi' rhyme wit' 'DiBiase'
Vince gave me the ball, I beat Ric Flair
'92, World champion, YOU WASN'T THERE
:lawd:
They say he bitter tho
Boring, old, decrepit, slow
So this one goes out to all ya'll silly ho's(CALGARY!)

Black queen giving me thrills
Spending dough from all of my deals(TURNER!)
While subpar ring rats feeding you microwavable meals:umad:
:bryan:
Diddy made Mase pretty, Harlem made me filthy
Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be
I conjunction the junction, at luncheons and functions
Live studio sessions, I record in the Dungeon
:blessed:

From Calgary to Harlem, its the Hitman and Cam'ron
Put you in a sharpshooter, leave you with no legs to stand on
Hitman flosses im known for punching out bosses
Cuz he didn't understand in Canada that I take no losses
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Whether it's silver or pink
Shades on in the rink(THAT'S HOCKEY!)
The real nature lover, favorite animal, mink
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Still get computers puting,
elbow droppin when I shoppin,
Click clang, bang bang, it aint no thang
When I'm cosigning The Rock
Kliq members tryin' to squawk
I'm making millions while you're leader fake blowing a cock
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If this thread doesn't make Rafters status I don't know what will
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Art Barr

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Whether it's silver or pink
Shades on in the rink(THAT'S HOCKEY!)
The real nature lover, favorite animal, mink
y65kBXY.png



cqAO01k.gif

Still get computers puting,
elbow droppin when I shoppin,
Click clang, bang bang, it aint no thang
When I'm cosigning The Rock
Kliq members tryin' to squawk
I'm making millions while you're leader fake blowing a cock
9OhQJIq.png


That second Bret hart is goatness, as far as head swap swipes, breh.


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'93, before Robby V was Van Dam
King of the Ring, beat Bam Bam, wham bam
Damn, fam- Owen's such a hothead
This nikka kicked my leg... outta MY LEG
Still won the Rumble, me and Lex Express
Both got a shot at Yoko, I was just the best (YEP!)
Mania 10, Owen picked up a win
End of the night, U MAD- showed him up again
Champion once again, easy as 1-2-3
But 1-2-3 almost got the 1-2-3 (WHEW!)
Why Backlund went crazy, it wasn't clear
But I'm the one who got choked out, U WASN'T THERE
Now here come the Kliq, wit' they evil behavior
Heartbreak, Hunter Hearst, Diesel and Razor
They main event, I'm wrestlin' Hakushi
Julie was ride or die, I still had side coochie (SUNNY DAYS!)
Won the belt again, Nash lost his Diesel Power
Wrestled Shawn for a hour, then I hit the showers
Walker Texas Ranger, that was '96, fam
Til Austin said the Hitman was the shytman (WHAT?)
Slow burn heel turn, put the crew together
Vince let his lil' Sexy Boy do whatever (bytch!)
Then they screwed me over, '97, what a year
You think it was a work? fukk you, U WASN'T THERE


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'93, before Robby V was Van Dam
King of the Ring, beat Bam Bam, wham bam
Damn, fam- Owen's such a hothead
This nikka kicked my leg... outta MY LEG
Still won the Rumble, me and Lex Express
Both got a shot at Yoko, I was just the best (YEP!)
Mania 10, Owen picked up a win
End of the night, U MAD- showed him up again
Champion once again, easy as 1-2-3
But 1-2-3 almost got the 1-2-3 (WHEW!)
Why Backlund went crazy, it wasn't clear
But I'm the one who got choked out, U WASN'T THERE
Now here come the Kliq, wit' they evil behavior
Heartbreak, Hunter Hearst, Diesel and Razor
They main event, I'm wrestlin' Hakushi
Julie was ride or die, I still had side coochie (SUNNY DAYS!)
Won the belt again, Nash lost his Diesel Power
Wrestled Shawn for a hour, then I hit the showers
Walker Texas Ranger, that was '96, fam
Til Austin said the Hitman was the shytman (WHAT?)
Slow burn heel turn, put the crew together
Vince let his lil' Sexy Boy do whatever (bytch!)
Then they screwed me over, '97, what a year
You think it was a work? fukk you, U WASN'T THERE


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they better shoot a video and be draped in all pink.
 
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