U WASN'T THERE!
Came from Stampede, used to get it in Canada
Jim was my partner, Jimmy was the manager (FOUNDATION!)
Davey and Dynamite, we tore arenas down
Headlinin', bytch- way before that Cena clown (HE A 5/10!)
Savage we beat him down, we rocked the pink & black
Put them jobbers on they back with the Hart Attack
We beat the Killer Bees, we beat the Bolsheviks
Strike Force got us- that was some bogus shyt (SANTANA!)
Beat the Young Stallions, beat the Islanders
Beat the Rougeaus and all them other challengers (all y'all!)
Danny Davis was the ref, he wasn't fair
Mania III, 93,000, YOU WASN'T THERE (SILVERDOME!)
Got rid of Jimmy, turned babyface
'80s WWF, what a crazy place
Nasty Boys beat us, that was grimy son
I went off on my own, that was '91 (SHOUTOUT TO ANVIL!)
Straight outta Alberta, I was the best worker
Beat Mr. Perfect, Mountie, even Berzerker (HUSS!)
Hogan was the shyts, I was the excellence
Back when Shawn was just a 'tag team specialist' (fukk'IM!)
I beat Martel, IRS, DiBiase
Roddy Piper, Honky Tonk... Sivi Afi (JOBBER!)
Correction: I ain't never beat Sivi Afi
But fukk it, 'Sivi Afi' rhyme wit' 'DiBiase'
Vince gave me the ball, I beat Ric Flair
'92, World champion, YOU WASN'T THERE
- HitGOAT
