Bret Hart shytting on modern wrestling once again: says if you gotta do 1000 chops in a match, you're a trash wrestler.

[TheSuperkick!]

Post to username correlation tracks.

Shawn > Bret

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I find his matches very slow. I just can't bring myself to get into his stuff.

you wouldn't be wrong

you know the end is near when he does his elbow drop from the second rope

 

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Bret's stance has always been make it LOOK real. If it actually IS real, you aren't doing your job.

The shot at Goldberg.

I just love how this man has devoted his life to shytting on Goldberg

And don’t walk around barking, gloating, celebrating, or talking shyt when you’re opponent is on the ground if you want realistic looking ass kicking. In a real fight, if you have your opponent on the ground, you keep fighting, not just hanging around waiting for him to get back up.

You aint never seen a hood fight

I done seen nikkaz do their own commentary while handing out hands

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Uncle Bret the Hateman

They should do a gimmick where Nattie wheels him out just to shyt on everyone like Livia Soprano

Maaaan gone head

 

[Him]

Goontha may have to pay HitGOAT a visit

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

Couldn't be more wrong. KotR 93' he gave you 3 different matches that were all great in their own way.

 

[Heelish]

“And when these guys dive over the top rope onto the 20 wrestlers on the floor - they’ve gotta stop doing that. It’s just not real...”



“PROGRESS” Wrestling

 

[Rollie Forbes]

“PROGRESS” Wrestling

Watch that clip again, but only look at the opponents on the floor.

 

[Love Sosa]

“PROGRESS” Wrestling

 

[ObsidianDev]

“And when these guys dive over the top rope onto the 20 wrestlers on the floor - they’ve gotta stop doing that. It’s just not real...”



“PROGRESS” Wrestling

God, I'm so sick of these damn spots

As much as I loved the Hardy Boys vs Edge & Christian vs Dudley Boys feud growing up, they no doubt collectively influenced ALOT of these modern dudes to become spot monkeys. Lazy ones at that.

When there was an over the top rope spot to the outside back during those days, there was usually one person, no more than two people ready to take the bump.

Not only that, but they emphasized timing to make sure that they got there right at the very last second to make look believable.

All this huddling up like cheerleaders shyt kills the immersion that pro wrestling is SUPPOSED to have

 

[FunkDoc1112]

I hate the everybody fukking around until the diver is ready on the top rope spot.

Wrestlers used to pretend to brawl on those spots (IE the first Money In the Bank match), now they just stand around like goofs looking at him.