Brehs y’all ready for the throat goat 3000?

[MikeyK]

THROAT GOAT (FOR MEN)


$65 brehs !

Site looks so bootleg I'd be scared to use it.

Prob comes with covid-21 pre-installed

 

[Music Fiend]

Yall boys just wait until they start having onlyfans and porn chicks give blowjobs to a dildo and scientists track all the movement like its sports science.

nikkas aint gonna leabe the crib talkin bout, "bout to get this cherry hilson head maybe"

 

[Zime]

Incel sharpener

School shooter stopper

Incel sharpener + School Shooter Eraser

 

[Olmec]

do they have a version that makes the "gwak gwak" noise ?

 

[Born2BKing]

The post nut clarity has to be crazy after nutting in this.

 

[Mike809]

whats "the rose" ? i don't be keeping up with sex toys.

 

[Mike809]

Hopefully they sell a green one.

 

[Coli Bot]

I dont see nothing wrong with this.

nikkaz talking about "you'd be lame for this".... well why arnt we calling women lame with their vibrators then?

Women got the shyt with different speeds and clit stimulation attachments so why can't we have our own shyt too. It's literally exactly the same thing.

 

[Bone Bender]

I dont see nothing wrong with this.

nikkaz talking about "you'd be lame for this".... well why arnt we calling women lame with their vibrators then?

Women got the shyt with different speeds and clit stimulation attachments so why can't we have our own shyt too. It's literally exactly the same thing.

Youre exactly right but its still weird as fukk. I dont know why.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I dont see nothing wrong with this.

nikkaz talking about "you'd be lame for this".... well why arnt we calling women lame with their vibrators then?

Women got the shyt with different speeds and clit stimulation attachments so why can't we have our own shyt too. It's literally exactly the same thing.

Youre exactly right but its still weird as fukk. I dont know why.

Because society deems men as supposed to be grateful to experience a woman's body; meanwhile women can easily get dikk but we're so useless that a toy can compete with us and women just settle for ours over a toy.

I think its a shaming ploy to keep women from having to compete for something and to have men be honored to even get a woman's body since its "traditional" for men to need a woman.


These damn double standards against men be pissing me off

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Yall boys just wait until they start having onlyfans and porn chicks give blowjobs to a dildo and scientists track all the movement like its sports science.

nikkas aint gonna leabe the crib talkin bout, "bout to get this cherry hilson head maybe"

Nah we good

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

I dont see nothing wrong with this.

nikkaz talking about "you'd be lame for this".... well why arnt we calling women lame with their vibrators then?

Women got the shyt with different speeds and clit stimulation attachments so why can't we have our own shyt too. It's literally exactly the same thing.

You.one of them

"IF Gurlz Can DO IT Why CanT Teh men? "

ass nikkas.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I know one of yall brehs placed your order.

Take one for the team and tell us how it is

 

[peppe]

yall late.. this just a tenga egg

G.O.A.T. egg. post nut clarity when you gotta wash the egg is

 

[ForeverLurking]

cherry hilson

Excellent choice, sir