Brandsdale
Big Yella
Nahhh somebody PM the admins we need this as a new smilie right naa
It ain't gonna be me tho
It ain't gonna be me tho
*Walks in to 70's bar with shag carpet on the walls and tiles the color of the simon memory game
Hubie: So Lay it on me whats your name baby girl and who you here with ?
Female: My boyfriend is looking for a spot to park but I'm Sunny and you ?
Hubie: Sunny ?,* slight chuckle* that's funny you brighten my day...but look here some call me Hubie, but most know me as just the cool cat with a turtle neck so sharp the cops thought I was brandishing a weapon.
Female: That is a nice shirt what is it cashmere *Smiles flirtatiously and feels compelled to gently touch it*
Hubie: Hands off the merchandise baby, The candy shop don't open till last call. Plus this aint no ordinary shirt it's a turtle neck made of the finest fabrics from places you can't fine on the globe. You ever had Charmeuse silk from Kings Landing ?...Hey barkeep pour me up a Tom Collins and two long islands for the lady and her bf.
Bartender: That's $19.50
*Slips bartender a $100* Keep it baby,These shearling pants don't come with pockets for change. Only thing that should be coming home with me tonight is a foxy lady.
*Boyfriend shows up * : Is this guy bothering you ?... Let me help you out she's not interested buddy.
Hubie: Relax playa, I see why you feel threatened by me as I stand here wearing $1000 shoes made out of stingray glands and a fro so immaculate you still looking for the pick with a black power fist in it. , Don't hate the player hate the game. I wasn't selling nothing but she in the market for buying. Trust me If I kiss it once, you can kiss it goodbye.
I show up to your wedding. Rockin a white tee. Your wife like oohh-wee
And if I dance wit her then I got a chance wit her
But I ain't gonna do her
I'mma wait till after the honeymoon to screw her
And let nikkas run through her
Settle down? Yeah I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning
Pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can
I will seriously pay someone to ghost write shyt like this for me so i can spit it to some dames
Hubie in the club listing all the thots stats. "5'3, 120 pounds, great hands. A lot of girls only use the mouth but she understands that the hands can be just as effective."
Hubie in the club listing all the thots stats. "5'3, 120 pounds, great hands. A lot of girls only use the mouth but she understands that the hands can be just as effective."