*Walks in to 70's bar with shag carpet on the walls and tiles the color of the simon memory game
Hubie: So Lay it on me whats your name baby girl and who you here with ?
Female: My boyfriend is looking for a spot to park but I'm Sunny and you ?
Hubie: Sunny ?,* slight chuckle* that's funny you brighten my day...but look here some call me Hubie, but most know me as just the cool cat with a turtle neck so sharp the cops thought I was brandishing a weapon.
Female: That is a nice shirt what is it cashmere *Smiles flirtatiously and feels compelled to gently touch it*
Hubie: Hands off the merchandise baby
, The candy shop don't open till last call. Plus this aint no ordinary shirt it's a turtle neck made of the finest fabrics from places you can't fine on the globe. You ever had Charmeuse silk from Kings Landing ?...Hey barkeep pour me up a Tom Collins and two long islands for the lady and her bf.
Bartender: That's $19.50
*Slips bartender a $100* Keep it baby,
These shearling pants don't come with pockets for change. Only thing that should be coming home with me tonight is a foxy lady.
*Boyfriend shows up * : Is
this guy
bothering you ?... Let me help you out she's not interested buddy.
Hubie: Relax playa, I see why you feel threatened by me as I stand here wearing $1000 shoes made out of stingray glands and a fro so immaculate you still looking for the pick with a black power fist in it. , Don't hate the player hate the game. I wasn't selling nothing but she in the market for buying. Trust me If I kiss it once, you can kiss it goodbye
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