Brehs help me F*ck the B*tch across the hall!!!

[PabloEscobar]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
I dont smoke or drink.
I wear a lot of POLO, nikes, and air jordans
I normally smell like Givenchy or some eau de toilette.


So after a lot opportunities to shoot my shot i finally did today I would see shorty at the gym when id go in the AM like around 6-7 and one day i noticed she lived on the same floor as me Id been planning to jay down her, but something would always divert my plans We were on the bus together and i knew today would be the day i was gonna. I waited til we got on the elevator to initiate convo.

ME: "So do you still work out in the morning?"

Her:"Yea, but Ive been slackin lately"

ME:"I work out later in the day now, but i remember seeing you whenever id lift in the morning"

Her:"Yea I normally do two-a-days"
ME:"What do you play?"
Her:"NPC"
Me:"whats that?"
Her:"bikini modeling"
Me: (on the inside)
I ended by giving her my name, and she gave me hers and said maybe well see each other at the gym.
(Its amazing how female never say anything and are quiet, but the moment u initiate conversation they open like ur their best friend)

So bros now that i opened the lines of communication, how do i bury my bone? I plan on just be cordial and casually conversational when i see her, but I need to know how to take it to the next level

 

[So-Chi]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
I dont smoke or drink.
I wear a lot of POLO, nikes, and air jordans
I normally smell like Givenchy or some eau de toilette.


So after a lot opportunities to shoot my shot i finally did today I would see shorty at the gym when id go in the AM like around 6-7 and one day i noticed she lived on the same floor as me Id been planning to jay down her, but something would always divert my plans We were on the bus together and i knew today would be the day i was gonna. I waited til we got on the elevator to initiate convo.

ME: "So do you still work out in the morning?"

Her:"Yea, but Ive been slackin lately"

ME:"I work out later in the day now, but i remember seeing you whenever id lift in the morning"

Her:"Yea I normally do two-a-days"
ME:"What do you play?"
Her:"NPC"
Me:"whats that?"
Her:"bikini modeling"
Me: (on the inside)
I ended by giving her my name, and she gave me hers and said maybe well see each other at the gym.
(Its amazing how female never say anything and are quiet, but the moment u initiate conversation they open like ur their best friend)

So bros now that i opened the lines of communication, how do i bury my bone? I plan on just be cordial and casually conversational when i see her, but I need to know how to take it to the next level

I started to 1 post ether you cuz it's that kinda day, but said "woah, let's not troll him...each one teach one." So since i'm biting, she lives in your complex?

Edit: reread thread title. Ok first off..this is DANGEROUS. It doesn't work out well, you could have a hater to any other chick you bring to the crib. You want her bad enough to look past that?

 

[Rominati]

shyt lemme give you some better advice. Whatever the brehs tell you in this thread. Dont jus do it to her. Do it to as many chicks you can possible. If you holla at 20 bytches at the same time you are guaranteed to fukk at least 5



Assuming you aint ugly as fukk

 

[JoseLuisGotcha]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.

I stopped reading there


Your first victim should not be in the same vicinity as you ....you haven't accumulated enough bodies to pull that off yet ...that's a veteran move ....if I have your own spot and don't smoke or drink and only 22 go for an easy kill a 18-19 year old who will be impressed easy but not a wholesome girl she gotta have experience ...a chick with hoe tendencies so even if u fall in love with the puss she won't let u cuff ...this is for your own benefit ....

 

[Silver Surfer]

Stopped reading after the 2nd line....

you 22 with no vices
wear fashionable clothes
wear decent cologne

yet you dont know how to pull a bytch and you a virgin....



or you just a lame ass nicca

 

[winb83]

even a dog won't shyt where it sleeps. it goes away from its den to drop a load.

 

[havoc]

When you see that girl you want to smash at the gym again, continue your conversation where you left off and be a little flirteous and let her know that you are interested in her, and see what she said. If she don't have a man, ask her if she will like to go out in date with you and if she yes, exchange numbers. It is that simple.

 

[Klyk21]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
I dont smoke or drink.
I wear a lot of POLO, nikes, and air jordans
I normally smell like Givenchy or some eau de toilette.


So after a lot opportunities to shoot my shot i finally did today I would see shorty at the gym when id go in the AM like around 6-7 and one day i noticed she lived on the same floor as me Id been planning to jay down her, but something would always divert my plans We were on the bus together and i knew today would be the day i was gonna. I waited til we got on the elevator to initiate convo.

ME: "So do you still work out in the morning?"

Her:"Yea, but Ive been slackin lately"

ME:"I work out later in the day now, but i remember seeing you whenever id lift in the morning"

Her:"Yea I normally do two-a-days"
ME:"What do you play?"
Her:"NPC"
Me:"whats that?"
Her:"bikini modeling"
Me: (on the inside)
I ended by giving her my name, and she gave me hers and said maybe well see each other at the gym.
(Its amazing how female never say anything and are quiet, but the moment u initiate conversation they open like ur their best friend)

So bros now that i opened the lines of communication, how do i bury my bone? I plan on just be cordial and casually conversational when i see her, but I need to know how to take it to the next level

You asked too many questions up front. Sometimes you just gotta style on em with some shyt. I used to ask mad questions but I noticed that females HATE too many of them up front. But do you, fukk females and what they want.

 

[dem bath salts]

fuk that dangerous ish about banging neighbors, its hazards that come along with good puzzy and we living yolo outchea. You need to make her laugh first, that leads to that play play flirting ish, slip in some sexual innuendos if you can and see how she responds. if she's responsive, go from there.

 

[winb83]

fuk that dangerous ish about banging neighbors, its hazards that come along with good puzzy and we living yolo outchea. You need to make her laugh first, that leads to that play play flirting ish, slip in some sexual innuendos if you can and see how she responds. if she's responsive, go from there.

this is one woman out of billions. the fact that dude believes he has a shot at the p*ssy shouldn't change the principals. its too many find chicks that don't live in the same neighborhood that don't carry those risks to get caught up here.

 

[dem bath salts]

this is one woman out of billions. the fact that dude believes he has a shot at the p*ssy shouldn't change the principals. its too many find chicks that don't live in the same neighborhood that don't carry those risks to get caught up here.

You don't live your life by some arbitrary principles that you might not even believe in. We playing this ish by ear out here. Obviously dude has a thing for ole girl. If he's willing to step out there and do something about it then

 

[morganfreeman]

Invite her to dinner, and open the door stark naked with a condom on; thats how i met my wife

 

[BrothaZay]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
:

stopped reading

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
I dont smoke or drink.
I wear a lot of POLO, nikes, and air jordans
I normally smell like Givenchy or some eau de toilette.


So after a lot opportunities to shoot my shot i finally did today I would see shorty at the gym when id go in the AM like around 6-7 and one day i noticed she lived on the same floor as me Id been planning to jay down her, but something would always divert my plans We were on the bus together and i knew today would be the day i was gonna. I waited til we got on the elevator to initiate convo.

ME: "So do you still work out in the morning?"

Her:"Yea, but Ive been slackin lately"

ME:"I work out later in the day now, but i remember seeing you whenever id lift in the morning"

Her:"Yea I normally do two-a-days"
ME:"What do you play?"
Her:"NPC"
Me:"whats that?"
Her:"bikini modeling"
Me: (on the inside)
I ended by giving her my name, and she gave me hers and said maybe well see each other at the gym.
(Its amazing how female never say anything and are quiet, but the moment u initiate conversation they open like ur their best friend)

So bros now that i opened the lines of communication, how do i bury my bone? I plan on just be cordial and casually conversational when i see her, but I need to know how to take it to the next level

Step 1. Rename your wifi router to "I wanna fucc the chick in [insert her dorm # here]".
Step 2. Show up at her room with some Smirnoff Ice, and ask her, "Have you checked the SSID's lately? "
Step 3. Smash.

Note: This probably won't work if she's not computer literate. If she's a Mac chick, abort mission.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Let me preface with the following
Im 22 and a virgin.
I dont smoke or drink.
I wear a lot of POLO, nikes, and air jordans
I normally smell like Givenchy or some eau de toilette.


So after a lot opportunities to shoot my shot i finally did today I would see shorty at the gym when id go in the AM like around 6-7 and one day i noticed she lived on the same floor as me Id been planning to jay down her, but something would always divert my plans We were on the bus together and i knew today would be the day i was gonna. I waited til we got on the elevator to initiate convo.

ME: "So do you still work out in the morning?"

Her:"Yea, but Ive been slackin lately"

ME:"I work out later in the day now, but i remember seeing you whenever id lift in the morning"

Her:"Yea I normally do two-a-days"
ME:"What do you play?"
Her:"NPC"
Me:"whats that?"
Her:"bikini modeling"
Me: (on the inside)
I ended by giving her my name, and she gave me hers and said maybe well see each other at the gym.
(Its amazing how female never say anything and are quiet, but the moment u initiate conversation they open like ur their best friend)

So bros now that i opened the lines of communication, how do i bury my bone? I plan on just be cordial and casually conversational when i see her, but I need to know how to take it to the next level

A couple of ways...you can either be on some direct ish and just ask her out cold, or you can play longer strategy w/ jokes n flirting. Stuff like "Damn, it would be a bad look if we started fkin around while living so close to each other. Whats going to happen when we break up?" Or "why you stalkin me all the damn time...following me to the gym. The store. My house. Bout to hit ya ass with the restraining order." Stupid ish like that is a guaranteed laugh, and her response will be telling. Most important, she'll know ur interested. Go get it.