The Watcher
Judging you from afar
I hate when people phone browse during shows/movies. If you want to fukk with your phone, go in the other room and quit interrupting my watching experience with your flashing screen.
The worst is when I'm trying to watch something and some rude ass decides to watch world star clips ("bbbbut the sounds is turned down to low") on the other end of the couch. shyt is infuriating. I've put family out of my house over it.
The only exception is if we're all sitting around with some background Seinfeld or something on the tv, but if it's movie time for the majority, I will break your phone and your spirit to teach you the manners your mama forgot.
The worst is when I'm trying to watch something and some rude ass decides to watch world star clips ("bbbbut the sounds is turned down to low") on the other end of the couch. shyt is infuriating. I've put family out of my house over it.
The only exception is if we're all sitting around with some background Seinfeld or something on the tv, but if it's movie time for the majority, I will break your phone and your spirit to teach you the manners your mama forgot.