Breh in an 18 Wheeler Explains How to Launder Money and Buy Scat packs and Hellcats

[ORDER_66]

Muscle car enthusiasts DO NOT care about the interior.I don't why y'all keep bringing this upwe don't need or care about all that booty massaging technology. Mufukkas bragging about ambient lighting and starlight headliners, nikka we just tryna drive fast

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

If u buy a car purely to track it, sure maybe u dont care about technology or interior. But if you buy a car as ur daily driver than u likely do.

I would drive a 2031 crossover over any car made in 67. Cars have changed alot over the decades, and i prefer most of the changes.

If u dont then u dont. Roll ur windows manually, unlock the door with your physical key, use a tape player etc. If that shyt makes u feel more like a man do u

You apparently have never sat in a Challenger or Dodge. The seats are comfortable as hell and there's plenty of room

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Fam.. i care about car interiors. If most dont, cool. I dont get at ppl for not caring.

But i do.

If im spending over 40k on a vehicle, i care what it looks like on the inside and out. Yall cant really shame me on this topic, no matter how hard u try

$40,000 gets you a base model, bare minimum German car breh. You can't be serious

 

[FaTaL]

Breh, I'm a former auditor. If I see this money you paying yourself coming in from your "business", I'm going to want to see:

a) billable hours
b) services rendered
c) parties services rendered to
d) invoices
e) receipts

And I'm backtracking credits to your accounts to the corresponding invoices for services rendered and I'm verifying the third parties whom you performed services for. If I don't see any of that, I know there is some fukkery.

Same with the receipts. Backtracking debits from your account to the corresponding receipts for items you paid for, verifying those items exist, and verifying the third party with whom you entered into the transaction with.

If you gonna launder money you better be thorough with it. And the endgame shouldn't be simply to buy a car.

How would you launder money? I’m sure as a former auditor you have definitely dreamed about it

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Anyone who argues that a 70k car “doesn’t need” a nice interior because “it’s about the performance”

200 less hp, better interior and beats the hellcat

You really think you gone drive off the lot in a C8 for $70k?

And the Corvette ain't a family car

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Gold got dodge nikkas HOT up in here

 

[Oatmeal]

Cocaine music llc

That name is already taken

 

[YoungSimpson]

his reasons to get a pickup *subscribes*

His DODGE acronym got me
Dodge Opps Duck Goons Execute everybody

 

[eufemism]

trash ass interior



cheap plastic all over

 

[50CentStan]

Dodge got the worst interior. Only the ram is 2021 worthy

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

FEDs will be on his ass within a week...

also he says start an LLC, being that he’s a truck driver I’m assuming he has his own authority.. Teaching folk to scam on an authority.. Sure way for the IRS Bush you

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

I just listened to the rest of the vid.. Fam is severely miss informed of he thinks Dodge/FCA aren’t pressed to make a sale while CarMax is... He don’t know dealers like CarMax, Vroom, Carvana are literally putting traditional franchise car dealerships out of business... People want smooth and hassle free car buying experiences now and those 3 online dealerships offer that where the price you see is the price you get not the okie doke dealers pull to get you in the door and then keep you there 8 hrs for one fukkin sale going back and forth

 

[The_Sheff]

Muscle car enthusiasts DO NOT care about the interior.I don't why y'all keep bringing this upwe don't need or care about all that booty massaging technology. Mufukkas bragging about ambient lighting and starlight headliners, nikka we just tryna drive fast

Bruh the thing is that interior is not just for the hellcat version of that car. It's the same trash that's in the regular chargers. And that wack ass screen is also in the challengers.

Y'all acting like there aren't other super cars in the same price range that actually look nice on the inside too.

 

[L&HH]

It doesn't sound like he's teaching ppl how to scam moreso how to clean their dirty money to buy expensive cars.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Sound like Da Baby