Breh in an 18 Wheeler Explains How to Launder Money and Buy Scat packs and Hellcats

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Breh, I'm a former auditor. If I see this money you paying yourself coming in from your "business", I'm going to want to see:

a) billable hours
b) services rendered
c) parties services rendered to
d) invoices
e) receipts

And I'm backtracking credits to your accounts to the corresponding invoices for services rendered and I'm verifying the third parties whom you performed services for. If I don't see any of that, I know there is some fukkery.

Same with the receipts. Backtracking debits from your account to the corresponding receipts for items you paid for, verifying those items exist, and verifying the third party with whom you entered into the transaction with.

If you gonna launder money you better be thorough with it. And the endgame shouldn't be simply to buy a car. :dead:
Agreed on everything. He basically having dudes roll the dice to catch a money laundering and/or tax evasion case to cop a used dodge. If they ever get audit they finito :deadmanny:
 

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It def has a cockpit kinda feel. My main issue with it is the lack of visibility. I push the seats all the way to the back and lower then and its decent.

But yeah it def feels smaller than a comprable dodge
How do you deal with backing up? Or lane switching?
 

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Anyone who argues that a 70k car “doesn’t need” a nice interior because “it’s about the performance”



2020-Chevrolet-Corvette-C8-Stingray-Coupe-Interior-Jet-Black-with-Red-Stitching-001-cockpit.jpg


200 less hp, better interior and beats the hellcat
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I always wondered how places that get paid in cash like AMPs(asian massage parlors that do the happy endings) stay open. I guess this the method they use. For someone like me who has a legit business as a small time landlord who gets mostly cash payments this would work for me so I appreciate brehs advice. I never thought to pay myself thru ADP even as I have the app I use for my regular job.

that being said I don’t know how long this or any of his other videos gonna be up on YouTube.
 

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I always wondered how places that get paid in cash like AMPs(asian massage parlors that do the happy endings) stay open. I guess this the method they use. For someone like me who has a legit business as a small time landlord who gets mostly cash payments this would work for me so I appreciate brehs advice. I never thought to pay myself thru ADP even as I have the app I use for my regular job.

that being said I don’t know how long this or any of his other videos gonna be up on YouTube.

that’s a legit business just like a strip club...you actually have a location...if you were doing something illegal you could just mix the money in with that...you could deposit the cash with no problem, if they came to your location to check it out, you’re running something...but still depositing money in like 5k at a time will get you flagged too because they’ll try to say you’re structuring
 

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nikkas in here acting like Dodge interiors aren't trash now? :mjlol:

It ain't like they out a special shytty dash on the hellcat and put the money in the engine. All the dodges have garbage dashes.
 

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I hope they update the 2022 hellcat interior :francis:


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2022-Dodge-Charger-Hellcat-Redeye-Interior.jpg


:mjlol:

Muscle car enthusiasts DO NOT care about the interior.I don't why y'all keep bringing this up:why:we don't need or care about all that booty massaging technology. Mufukkas bragging about ambient lighting and starlight headliners, nikka we just tryna drive fast :mindblown:
 
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