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[ManxOfxThexYear]

My Dad stole a shopping cart from a homeless dude and used it to bring the groceries from the car to his apartment

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

Cac alert :cacpls:

I got pale palms

 

[TwistedMetal]

I should be in the grocery triathlon because I lift them shyts in and no matter what I buy, I make that shyt work in the fridge / freezer every time. My stocking skills are God tier as well.

This just gave me a business idea

 

[Beerus]

Yeah man i always do the max.
fukk goin back to my car

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

 

[beenz]

I used to hate when my parents made me go get groceries out of the car or called me from my room to get them a drink when they were sitting five feet from the fuxking kitchen. But I can't wait to have kids and do it to them though.

man, I be making them do all that shyt.

got get me some ice water
go get me a snack

all that shyt my pops used to make me do

my pops was bogus with it. he'd call us from upstairs to downstairs just to get him something out the damn fridge

I used to get heated back then

 

[beenz]

when you start going through the bags in the kitchen and you missing something. Then you go back to the car and it rolled under the seat.

man, one time a package of ground beef fell out the bag in the trunk, and I didn't notice til a week later when my car was wreaking with the smell of a dead animal

 

[beenz]

I should be in the grocery triathlon because I lift them shyts in and no matter what I buy, I make that shyt work in the fridge / freezer every time. My stocking skills are God tier as well.

man I be arranging them groceries in the fridge like a game of jenga.

 

[brother walt]

so I guess yall don't buy cases of water or have kids to carry yung cac alert

 

[jeh]

Lol folks in here curling groceries bags and shyt

Be looking at yo shawty like, and

at the same time. Why you walking so slow, shyt you got the bread and eggs and all the light work

 

[tater]

The worst is gathering all the bags only to have left your keys in an irretrievable spot .

I'm telling you, those reusable canvas bags limit the amount of bags to like 3-4. I curse myself when I forget them.

 

[Smoke]

But @Smoke, you can just throw the bags over the back of them big bytches you rock with like they were oxen, that's a little unfair advantage

 

[FLATOP]

I dont play around when Im carryin that glass of Ragu and them eggs tho

 

[Premeditated]

What if you shop at Costco?

They don't give you bags. If you have alot of shyt they might put it in a box or 2 or 3 because they can't fit.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I'll hold a bag in my mouth if I have to.