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[-DMP-]

Real man shyt.

-DMP-

 

[↓R↑LYB]

My hands will turn purple, numb and my fingers will fall off from carrying 40 5lb plastic bags before I go back to that motherfukkin car

Cac alert :cacpls:

 

[Vice Queen]

I was going to say something, but I hate getting groceries out the car too.

 

[1thouwow]

i take 2 trips because i be buying ill snacks i dont want the kids to see. i got survey the land first with the dummy bags

I be hiding bottled waters from my roommate

 

[Blackout]

 

[MercuryHayes]

Plastic bags yeah for sure.


But sometimes i'll make multis with these brown bags california makes you use if you dont have your own. the handles rip off sometimes and im not dropping my eggs for you nikkas

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

when you carrying a bunch a shyt and somebody closed the house door.

 

[newworldafro]

True story.

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

My wife use to look at me like

Now, when I come through with all the groceries in one trip, she be like

She be eyefukking the shyt out of me like ooohhh papi, we going to do some grown people shyt tonight

This a trial and tribulation that every man goes through. Weaksauce nikkas ain't equipped for this real shyt.

2 and 3 trip ass nikkas.

 

[FukyourFort]

All them shyts getting carried in one trip. My stats are impeccable. I was averaging 3 bags each hand Per carry. Fit nonon-aggressive items under the arms

 

[PortCityProphet]

What yall know bout carrying em up the stairs to your 2nd floor apartment. Best leg workout ever

 

[intruder]

There have been times where i came close to losing fingers doing that sh!t

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

This whole thread

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

I changed the handle on the front door to this SPECIFICALLY for the reason of carrying groceries. I don't even put the bags down until I get to the kitchen. Ill open the door with my freaking chin if I have to

 

[Cat piss martini]

I didnt even know women did that shyt.