Bowser Was #Rawgang And A Terrible Father

[CouldntBeMeTho]

All them badass kids, no mother in sight

He's the equivalent of skeetsinternal in the Mario world



Bowser jr be sporting a damn rag

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Incoming classic

 

[SmallWars]

He and Mario stay getting clowned by Peach ho ass. She knows she won't settle down with either, but got them out there murdering and killing over her.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

blame bowser for the loose p*ssy ass bytch that stepped out on em...no wonder he wanted a piece of peach...

 

[Savvir]

bowser a boss.... literally...

he running through peach and mario save a hoe ass wanna start a family when she really just fukk wit thugs....

dont no woman get "kidnapped" that many times by the same nikka....

 

[GoAggieGo.]

He was messing with an exotic in order to get Morton.

 

[Mr Rager]

Wendy could have been a good girl but now she out in the streets chasing paper because her father was too busy PAWG chasing to teach her right from wrong

 

[Bubba T]

He and Mario stay getting clowned by Peach ho ass. She knows she won't settle down with either, but got them out there murdering and killing over her.

Man you know how these castle dwellers get down with their pets. Why do you think you found Yoshi on top of the castle in Mario 64 after you beat the game and “saved” the princess?

 

[The BasedFather]

Bowser tha gawd stayed in some wet wet

Boy gonna die with bytches on his dikk

Salute to my dad

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

All them badass kids, no mother in sight

He's the equivalent of skeetsinternal in the Mario world



Bowser jr be sporting a damn rag

@skeetsinternal wouldn't raise them kids, let alone know who they are

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Yoowhy can't you ride yoshi in none of the new games?

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

He was messing with an exotic in order to get Morton.

Dammit man

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

bowser a boss.... literally...

he running through peach and mario save a hoe ass wanna start a family when she really just fukk wit thugs....

dont no woman get "kidnapped" that many times by the same nikka....

Bowser:

"You told him I kidnapped you again?!"

"How many times is that cac gonna fall for that simp shyt..."

 

[Bubba T]

bowser a boss.... literally...

he running through peach and mario save a hoe ass wanna start a family when she really just fukk wit thugs....

dont no woman get "kidnapped" that many times by the same nikka....

Mario is a plumber, but apparently couldn’t lay down pipe.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Bowser ain’t that much of an ain’t shyt guy. Out of all them chirren, he only had one girl. Wendy.