Book a Hull Cogans T.V return with Cism acknowledgement :mjpls:

[Buzzed Lightyear]

His music hits as the show starts. Hull stands at the top of the ramp & looks around the arena. Starts walking down the ramp & about midway to the ring he collapses & dies of what was later found to be Gonorrhea. The show goes on with him laid out on the ramp while the crowd chants "You Deserve It" for 10 minutes straight. At the end of the show, The New Day comes out to a mash-up of their music & the vocals to his, dumps pancakes & Booty-O's on his orange corpse, picks him up, & takes selfies with him. The end.

 

[DosCadenaz]

He's gonna come out in blackface and be black Hogan. It will fail.

 

[prophecypro]

Joins Titus Worldwide

 

[Slystallion]

You guys are evil and sadistic fukks holy Crap

 

[TransJenner]

This fan fiction is corny

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

You guys are evil and sadistic fukks holy Crap

Man, shut the fukk up

 

[Nintendough]

You guys are evil and sadistic fukks holy Crap

STFU you confused Mexican CAC

 

[DosCadenaz]

*Hull KKKogan stands in the ring in a suit with a Hulkamania bandana*

Listen, if I could have all the Hulkamaniac's here tonight and watching at home's, attention for a second, guys.
A few years back, I said something about Booker T. Or a man I thought was Booker T. Let me just say I got a tremendous amount of respect for Book, brother! I used to love Junkyard Dog like he was my own, brother! And I'd also like to say, from the bottom of my heart, the heart that beats for all of you for running wild with me over the years, I'm sorry. Hulkamania is for everyone, dude!

*Finn Balor music hits*

*Hogan looks concerned*

*crowd goes nuts*

FINN: I hear you come out here and preach about Hulkamania being for the fans. More than that I hear you say hulkamania is "for everyone."

HULL: Finn, brother, I...

FINN: Well, just how serious are you about it being, *raises mic*

UNIVERSE: FOR EVERYONE!

*Hull pauses as the crowd is chanting EVE-RY-ONE!*

*He rips the suit off to reveal a new black Hulkamania shirt with rainbow letters*

HULL: I'M YAHOO SERIOUS! WHAT YA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND THE LGBTQ RUN WILD ON YOU!?
...

Kurt makes a match between Hull Kkkogan and Apollo Crews.

 

[richaveli83]

He comes out and gives an apology and then Mark Henry comes out in his salmon jacket and hits him with his finisher that accidentally breaks a few of Hogan's ribs.

 

[Theodoresolderbreh]

Cryme tyme returns and puts the boots to Hogan