Last Sunday wifey came home from church all happy to see me
Then she's like it's 89 degrees why you got the fireplace going

"Well, you know how that old saying goes...
When the burner blows, you got to burn your clothes"
Then i dropped the shirt she gave me for my birthday into the fire
Wifey did the

uh im n-n-not familiar with that saying

okay hee hee wha what would you like for lunch

yes let me go to the kitchen yep"
Two minutes i see her glancing at me from the kitchen sink so i do the birdman hand rub
"O_t i will just stay here you come join me whenever you are ready

oh Lordy oh lordy

what in the world"
So ten minutes later I walk in completely naked
scoop her up on the counter to fukk her like a Tijuana prostitute
Then 48 hours of silence between us
Last night she cuddles up and whispers how she drove 50 miles to a different Macy's and bought me the same shirt with cash
Then she washed it ten times and now it is back hanging in my closet
"No one will ever notice ,,
You're safe now"
So I whispered how I'm glad I can trust her to do the right thing..
Then I fukked her hard enough to rattle some of her fillings
Cause love is not a math equation
You cant use pseudo logic and Swiss cheese reasoning to "prove" your value to a woman
To "convince" her to be loyal and stay by your side
You also cant browbeat and soft beg her into admiring you
It has to just be something she wants to do