Rell84shots
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Corey had me rollin when he saw them take out their phones to record him and he said "Y'all some cold motherfukkers, can't y'all see i'm having a heart attack"
Black Jesus (Season Two)
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Mortal1
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That newest episode was hilarious the preacher roasting jesus and the patrons was hilarious 
He slick is their conscience. Te first episode was suppose to be the "second coming " of JesusWatching Mr. Robot gave me a weird perspective on this...
What if Black Jesus isn't there physically, and whenever characters are talking to Him they're just praying in their heads?
Then that means they're coming up with all these schemes and plots on their own, then with Black Jesus criticizes them for things its really their own conscience.
That would answer the question of why Jesus would hang out with people actively committing crimes without forcing them to stop: Because in real life even criminals pray. Or when he put the "curse" on Dianne, it's just in her own mind.
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
hell yea
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
He's there physically, but that's literally the joke of the concept of the show. Jesus taking money and giving it to the robbers in season 1. People thanking jesus for shyt that don't go together. Older black woman praising jesus but doing foul shyt and using jesus as a cosignWatching Mr. Robot gave me a weird perspective on this...
What if Black Jesus isn't there physically, and whenever characters are talking to Him they're just praying in their heads?
Then that means they're coming up with all these schemes and plots on their own, then with Black Jesus criticizes them for things its really their own conscience.
That would answer the question of why Jesus would hang out with people actively committing crimes without forcing them to stop: Because in real life even criminals pray. Or when he put the "curse" on Dianne, it's just in her own mind.
he REALLY had jokes thoThat newest episode was hilarious the preacher roasting jesus and the patrons was hilarious
talkin bout Jesus' ankles like that
look at that scarf that nikkas wearing
i had to to carry my own cross!
you know how heavy those things is?!
this show is ridiculous!
you know how heavy those things is?!
this show is ridiculous!
TheNatureBoy
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This episode started kinda slow to me, but picked up in the 2nd half.
Boonie killed it this episode saying
The security guards is the same color as his uniform and calling him patent leather face.
Saying Vic looked like a crackhead in a burnt potatoe and the faces he was making when he thought Diane was giving Lloyd head
The crew needs to step their game up though, pallet hustling
. Convict should be making more money stripping than that and Jason better hope Diane takes him back.
Boonie killed it this episode saying
The security guards is the same color as his uniform and calling him patent leather face.
Saying Vic looked like a crackhead in a burnt potatoe and the faces he was making when he thought Diane was giving Lloyd head
The crew needs to step their game up though, pallet hustling
. Convict should be making more money stripping than that and Jason better hope Diane takes him back.
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Tonight's episode was the best one yet.
that's why these bytches single mom's darealvelle
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tonights episode
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
Boonie face after he took that flick "5150" kept repeatin in my mind
"5150" kept repeatin in my mind
he called money Patent Leather Face
i had to watch this shyt twice
i had to watch this shyt twice