Black Jesus (Season Two)

[BXKingPin82]

yo why they strong armin the good people!!??
money just took this mans watch


yo mamma should be arrested for littering!

 

[Milk N Cookies]

They are the jankiest paramedics!!!

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Dont pay ya bills first

PAY JESUS FIRST!!!!!!

That's why u got diabetes.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

I can't believe they sent this show to die on Friday

Yeah, a fukked up situation. This shyt kills all there other shows. Only Aqua Teens and Boondocks could touch it and they're both done.

 

[BXKingPin82]

They are the jankiest paramedics!!!

tell me that wasnt red tape they used to make the crosses on their shirts

 

[Rell84shots]

Yeah, a fukked up situation. This shyt kills all there other shows. Only Aqua Teens and Boondocks could touch it and they're both done.

I'm gonna show a little love to Squidbillies as well, but outside of the aforementioned shows Adult Swim is

 

[Milk N Cookies]

tell that wasnt red tape they used to make the crosses in their shirts

yes red duct tape!! and maggie contacting dispatch through the stethoscope

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Pastor: A little boy asked me what Jesus is going to do with all that money? I whooped his ass and told him to mind his business

Vic: Just wanted to let you know it's 5 minutes to showtime

Pastor: Nikka I got a watch

Church having a VIP area and the wifi going out each week when the preacher prays over the money

 

[tr2k]

I love this show

 

[Dank Hill]

Damn did yall see that thick ass sister in the purple dress when vic escorted mrs. tudi to the vip section of the church?

Edit:
Its ace hood's chick shelah marie
@theshelahmarie • Instagram photos and videos

 

[Danie84]

Vic Birdman Preacher Uncle Go HAM at the pulpit

...Black Jesus went thru all that FUKKERY, just to turn a food truck into a church, tho

'Take that wig back to the Meth-Head you stole it from'

 

[rantanamo]

Man, I love this show. Jesus was so happy when he got in that church. Could feel that spirit , then @ that scam artist church complete with goons. Rev was bustin hard on Jesus. Was surprised pops didn't smite him(I just imagined myself saying that in Black Jesus's voice ) Bootleg paramedics. Man, how are people sleeping on this?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Can't lie. Heard about the show and slept on it (especially since it doesn't come on in Africa). After last nite ep, I'm a fan. Gonna holla at the bootleg man and get season one

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Missed the first episode i gotta check it out

 

[KalKal]

Watching Mr. Robot gave me a weird perspective on this...

What if Black Jesus isn't there physically, and whenever characters are talking to Him they're just praying in their heads?


Then that means they're coming up with all these schemes and plots on their own, then with Black Jesus criticizes them for things its really their own conscience.

That would answer the question of why Jesus would hang out with people actively committing crimes without forcing them to stop: Because in real life even criminals pray. Or when he put the "curse" on Dianne, it's just in her own mind.