Black Jesus (Season Three)

[TheNatureBoy]

Episode 2 tonight.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Namaste on that muthafukker

 

[Nero Christ]

much better episode tonight

Lloyd was the MVP of the episode too and I hope the cardinal sticks around as the main antagonist

 

[darealvelle]

solid episode

 

[TheNatureBoy]

Funniest part was the stomped out kid giving directions to the Vatican goons

Neil Brennan playing the hotel doorman

 

[Kasgoinjail]

No sticky damn, wow.

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

The assault rifles inside the yoga mats could have been a little more realistic, otherwise it was a good episode.

 

[Chris Cool]

shyt is kinda corny now.

 

[Sccit]

shyt is kinda corny now.

NOT THE SAME WITOUT THE OG CAST

AND LIKE I ALREADY MENTIONED (AND U DISAGREED WIT), I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW THEY KILLED OFF THE SUBTLE NATURE OF JESUS’ MIRACLES THAT MADE THE FIRST 2 SEASONS FAR MORE RELATABLE... HE WENT FROM A SEEMINGLY COMMON ODDBALL IN THE HOOD WHOS PRIMARY MAGIC WAS SPREADIN’ LOVE TO A MUFUCCIN SOURCERER.

STILL HAS ITS MOMENTS, BUT IF THIS DONT PICK UP THEN ITLL PROLLY BE THE FINAL SEASON.

 

[Chris Cool]

NOT THE SAME WITOUT THE OG CAST

AND LIKE I ALREADY MENTIONED (AND U DISAGREED WIT), I CANT STRESS ENOUGH HOW THEY KILLED OFF THE SUBTLE NATURE OF JESUS’ MIRACLES THAT MADE THE FIRST 2 SEASONS FAR MORE RELATABLE... HE WENT FROM A SEEMINGLY COMMON ODDBALL IN THE HOOD WHOS PRIMARY MAGIC WAS SPREADIN’ LOVE TO A MUFUCCIN SOURCERER.

STILL HAS ITS MOMENTS, BUT IF THIS DONT PICK UP THEN ITLL PROLLY BE THE FINAL SEASON.

Like i said, he already bright people back from the dead. Your criticizing shyt for your lack of memory when he been doing shyt like that.

 

[Rell84shots]

No sticky damn, wow.

Not worth a sticky anymore

 

[Sccit]

Like i said, he already bright people back from the dead. Your criticizing shyt for your lack of memory when he been doing shyt like that.

MAYBE...I REWATCHED THE PILOT WHEN U TOLD ME THE SHOW STARTED OFF LIKE THAT AND SAW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WERE SEEIN NOW.

CAN U TELL ME WHAT EPISODE HE BROUGHT SOME1 BACK FROM THE DEAD? ILL REWATCH THAT TOO FOR REFERENCE.

 

[Chris Cool]

MAYBE...I REWATCHED THE PILOT WHEN U TOLD ME THE SHOW STARTED OFF LIKE THAT AND SAW SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT WERE SEEIN NOW.

CAN U TELL ME WHAT EPISODE HE BROUGHT SOME1 BACK FROM THE DEAD? ILL REWATCH THAT TOO FOR REFERENCE.

Idk what episode. King Bach got electrocuted tryna bootleg cable.

 

[Sccit]

Idk what episode. King Bach got electrocuted tryna bootleg cable.

JANKY CABLE...SEASON 2 EPISODE 9

SO I JUST CHECKED OUT THE SCENE TO SEE IF I WAS TRIPPIN

AND IM NOT...ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. TRAY FALLS INTO A BUNCHA TRASH BAGS AND IS PRESUMED DEAD IMMEDIATELY. BLACK JESUS STARTS TRIPPIN BALLS (COMPLETELY DIFF THAN SEASON 3 WHERE HE ACTS NONCHALANT LIKE "IT AINT NO THANG, I GOT THIS PIMP")....THEN HE DOES LIKE A LIL CPR PUMP ON HIS HEART, AND YELLS OUT "HE'S ALIVE!", ALMOST AS IF HE WAS SURPRISED.

BRO...IT'S LIKE I SAID. IN THE FIRST 2 SEASONS, IT WAS FAR MORE SUGGESTIVE AND WAY LESS OVERT. THE "MIRACLES" ALWAYS GAVE OFF A SHRED OF DOUBT AND MYSTIQUE, WHICH LEFT THE VIEWER WONDERING.

WATCHING SEASON 3, IT TOTALLY FEELS LIKE SOME1 ELSE TOOK OVER THE WRITING ON THIS SHOW.

 

[Mr Bubbles]

Keep forgetting this came back. I know Vic isn't back sadly but who else hasn't come back? How did they explain away Vic?