Black Jesus (Season Three)

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JANKY CABLE...SEASON 2 EPISODE 9

SO I JUST CHECKED OUT THE SCENE TO SEE IF I WAS TRIPPIN

AND IM NOT...ONCE AGAIN, IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. TRAY FALLS INTO A BUNCHA TRASH BAGS AND IS PRESUMED DEAD IMMEDIATELY. BLACK JESUS STARTS TRIPPIN BALLS (COMPLETELY DIFF THAN SEASON 3 WHERE HE ACTS NONCHALANT LIKE "IT AINT NO THANG, I GOT THIS PIMP")....THEN HE DOES LIKE A LIL CPR PUMP ON HIS HEART, AND YELLS OUT "HE'S ALIVE!", ALMOST AS IF HE WAS SURPRISED.

BRO...IT'S LIKE I SAID. IN THE FIRST 2 SEASONS, IT WAS FAR MORE SUGGESTIVE AND WAY LESS OVERT. THE "MIRACLES" ALWAYS GAVE OFF A SHRED OF DOUBT AND MYSTIQUE, WHICH LEFT THE VIEWER WONDERING.

WATCHING SEASON 3, IT TOTALLY FEELS LIKE SOME1 ELSE TOOK OVER THE WRITING ON THIS SHOW.
Been your just choosing to ignore shyt. None of the shyt left me or anything i know wondering. It's obvious he's been Jesus since episode 1. He been doing all kind of magical shyt from knowing people's names, what their life goals are, making weed tomatoes and all kinds of shyt that I've forgot. :comeon:Turning water to Hennessy had people wondering? :hubie:
 

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Been your just choosing to ignore shyt. None of the shyt left me or anything i know wondering. It's obvious he's been Jesus since episode 1. He been doing all kind of magical shyt from knowing people's names, what their life goals are, making weed tomatoes and all kinds of shyt that I've forgot. :comeon:Turning water to Hennessy had people wondering? :hubie:
YUP.. EVEN WHEN HE TURNED WATER TO HENNESSY THEY LEFT IT OFF SCREEN, ALMOST AS IF TO LEAVE U WONDERING IF HE PULLED THE HENNY BOTTLE OUT HIS COAT

WHETHER U KNEW HE WAS JESUS OR NOT ISNT MY POINT

MY POINT IS THAT IT WAS FAR LESS OVERT AND THEY ALWAYS MAINTAINED THE “CON MAN” DYNAMIC, WHICH IS MISSING FROM SEASON 3
 
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Makes you wonder how many folks be licking and drinking from hot sauce bottles and shyt in restaurants :scust:
 

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I really want too like this season so far but this shyt feels like another fukking show .

Charlie Murphy really added something special to this show.

I really want to know what kind of hoe fukkkery Maggie is up and they need to bring that dude Fish back


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The show seems to have no villain nor a sense of direction without Charlie Murphy’s character. Fish mentioned on Instagram years ago that it wasn’t his decision to leave the show, but they could have found a way to bring some of the cast back. Even if it was for an episode or two.
 

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THE ARMY DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW ANTAGONIST, RIGHT?

HE COULD BE GOOD THEY JUS NOT USIN HIM RIGHT

AND I KNO MURPHY’S ABSENCE HURTS THE SHOW BUT I THINK THE FACT THAT THE REST OF THE CAST OUTSIDE OF COREY & WITHERSPOON ARE MISSIN IS COMPOUNDING THE ISSUE TENFOLD

NOW UR LEFT WIT A SHOW THAT NOT ONLY LOST ITS MYSTIQUE, BUT IS ALSO SUFFERING BIG TIME IN THE CONTINUITY DEPARTMENT.
 
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i hope the three they got left can carry the show


i enjoyed episode 1 tho
 

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THE ARMY DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW ANTAGONIST, RIGHT?

HE COULD BE GOOD THEY JUS NOT USIN HIM RIGHT

AND I KNO MURPHY’S ABSENCE HURTS THE SHOW BUT I THINK THE FACT THAT THE REST OF THE CAST OUTSIDE OF COREY & WIITHERSPOON ARE MISSIN IS COMPOUNDING THE ISSUE TENFOLD

NOW UR LEFT WIT A SHOW THAT NOT ONLY LOST ITS MYSTIQUE, BUT IS ALSO SUFFERING BIG TIME IN THE CONTINUITY DEPARTMENT.

Another continuity issue that I noticed was in season 3 episode 1 with Boonie and Shalinka. In previous seasons they had two children, but in the 1st episode only the son was present like the daughter never existed.
 

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Another continuity issue that I noticed was in season 3 episode 1 with Boonie and Shalinka. In previous seasons they had two children, but in the 1st episode only the son was present like the daughter never existed.

I FIGURED OUT THE ISSUE

THERES A NEW GUY WRITING AND DIRECTING THIS SEASON WHO WASNT INVOLVED IN THE FIRST 2 SEASONS

HIS NAME IS RUSTY CUNDIEFF

THE FIRST 2 SEASONS WERE ALL 100% WRITTEN BY AARON MCGRUDER & MIKE CLATTENBURG + EACH AND EVERY EPISODE WAS DIRECTED BY MIKE CLATTENBURG

IM SEASON 3, YOU GOT A NEW WRITER AND SOMEONE DIFFERENT HAS DIRECTED EACH EPISODE THUS FAR

THIS IS WHY IT FEELS LIKE A DIFF SHOW .... IT IS
 
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