Birds Aren't Real: The conspiracy theory that satirizes conspiracy theories

[Blackrogue]

So wait? What does this say about fried chicken ?

The white man is a devil trying to take away what we love .

 

[jeh]

Puts down the the chicken breast

 

[MasterThought]

@Freedman please don't refer to me as a "n1gga".

You negged me and called me a "dumb a55 n1gga".

Notice how we mainly use that word when we're upset with each other. Hardly ever in a loving and endearing way.

We sound no different than KKKLANSMEN.

Please ponder what I just said about that word breh. I don't care about being negged. Just please don't refer to me as a "n1gga" please.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Dumb humans

They knew the mainstream media would give it play....I doubt the majority of them actually believe what they are talking about

 

[Won Won]

They knew the mainstream media would give it play....I doubt the majority of them actually believe what they are talking about

Did you even read the thread title? It’s satire

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Did you even read the thread title? It’s satire

Nope... and that's the point....

 

[Mike809]

The hilarious journey of mans search for truths

its like the more they search for it , the further away they get.

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

Got fried chicken in the fridge, that's definitely a bird

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

Cac privilege, if he were a breh he would be in a mental institution and not giving interviews to 60minutes

 

[Freedman]

@Freedman please don't refer to me as a "n1gga".

You negged me and called me a "dumb a55 n1gga".

Notice how we mainly use that word when we're upset with each other. Hardly ever in a loving and endearing way.

We sound no different than KKKLANSMEN.

Please ponder what I just said about that word breh. I don't care about being negged. Just please don't refer to me as a "n1gga" please.

Take that shyt somewhere else hotep ass nikka

 

[MasterThought]

Take that shyt somewhere else hotep ass nikka

I would like for you to refer to me as "brother" one time. Just one time.

Can you do it?

Will your spirit allow you to use a positive word towards me? Or am I just a "n1gga" to you?

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I don't know about this one but if you don't believe in ANY so called "conspiracy theories" , that's a bad look in my opinion.

I'd rather be a "conspiracy theorist" than a mindless, surface level thinking sheep that blindly believes everything I'm told or see on tv.

Both extremes are bad but if you believe that this world is what you're told, you're sadly mistaken.

"Both extremes are bad" but one extreme has people committing killing their own children for the sake of QANON or reptile DNA while the other extreme makes you a boring but fairly normal human being.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Cac privilege, if he were a breh he would be in a mental institution and not giving interviews to 60minutes

They don't put you in mental institutions just because you trolled someone.

 

[MasterThought]

"Both extremes are bad" but one extreme has people committing killing their own children for the sake of QANON or reptile DNA while the other extreme makes you a boring but fairly normal human being.

To be fair , this extreme is also how "the powers that be" wants humanity to be overall: docile , never questioning anything, naive and easily manipulated.

When you blindly believe anything that's told to you, you're easily controllable.

Only a small group of people in this world are in control The more us that don't question shyt, the better for them.

Matter of fact, they've done such a great job at blinding us , most of us don't believe in a "powers that be".

That's a conspiracy theory in itself to the blind

 

[Take It In Blood]

Ok