Bill Burr standup appreciation thread.

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Can I get a witness for Marc motherfukking Maron?





 
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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?
Breh his new joints had me slumped. Literally everything he said I was :laff:ing at

Bill Burr gives us a tour of Hampton Beach, New Hampshire - July 2012 - YouTube



I'm fukkin dying.

"This is one of the few areas those piece of shyt bankers didn't affect, didn't affect these people for the simple fact if they have any money they spent it on drugs"

"If you ever wanted to go to like India and experience that level of poverty, but didn't have the money, this would be a good place to go"

"Here ya go, here's a convicted felon, buying a girl some fried dough for bailing him out"

"You know how the Muslims go to Mecca, this is where the white trash of New England goes"

"They're all waving to your video cam, I love that, cause I don't think anyone owns one up here"

"The only reason you know they're underage is cause they haven't gotten their first tattoo yet"



Dude is fukkin hilarious.
 

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Billy Boy going off on the Lady Gaga concert on the podcast :laff:

that segment was random as fukk. dudes like.. the pats.. the bruins... drinking a lot..... oh and i went to a lady gaga concert.. trashed the whole thing
 

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Billy Boy going off on the Lady Gaga concert on the podcast :laff:

that segment was random as fukk. dudes like.. the pats.. the bruins... drinking a lot..... oh and i went to a lady gaga concert.. trashed the whole thing

Do you download the podcast through iTunes?

For the past 2-3 weeks it's been gettin' to iTunes 3-4 days late.
 

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Ain't this the dude who went in on Philadelphia for like 7 mins straight?


one of if not the most legendary thing I've seen in comedy. He went from being booed to a standing ovation. When he talked about them having a Rocky Statue and not a Joe Frazier statue :laff:

"fukk THE LIBERTY BELL"
 
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Nia: There was this white homeless guy with a sign that says "smiles are free"


and you just went... GET A JOB, YOU fukkING BUM!
 
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