I'm fukkin dying.
"This is one of the few areas those piece of shyt bankers didn't affect, didn't affect these people for the simple fact if they have any money they spent it on drugs"
"If you ever wanted to go to like India and experience that level of poverty, but didn't have the money, this would be a good place to go"
"Here ya go, here's a convicted felon, buying a girl some fried dough for bailing him out"
"You know how the Muslims go to Mecca, this is where the white trash of New England goes"
"They're all waving to your video cam, I love that, cause I don't think anyone owns one up here"
"The only reason you know they're underage is cause they haven't gotten their first tattoo yet"
Dude is fukkin hilarious.