Biggest Simp Moment In Film History?

[parallax]

Be the top of the food chain in Las Vegas, yet you wanna marry a cokehead slore thinking it was gonna be gucci. bytch ties up their own daughter brehs, that's grounds for canceling that bytch out.

hnestly, thats one move im suprised he didnt do. her ass would have ended up in the corn stalks next to lester if it was anyone else

Glad I'm the first to post this classic.

"I ain't ever coming home"

the best part is that even with all the shyt that went down at the end, i bet richie would have taken her back

 

[Amor fati]

pretty woman. didnt dude wife up a prostitute

I just watched the movie today on BBC 1, apparently, it was her first day on the job when she met the simp. However, the story sounds conflicting because later on in the movie it Vivian talks as if she's been a prostitute not too long ago. This simp blockbuster was a blueprint for the women of nowadays.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Yeah but he was slow so it was ok.

Slow yes, retarded maybe, but he charmed the pants off the president, won a ping pong contest, and was a god damn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes?

 

[Deltron]

You know any retarded war heroes?

George W Bush?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Lootpack]

ACE WAS A SQUARE HUSTLER, GINGER WAS A SLICK HUSTLER, TWO HUSTLERS GOT TOGETHER AND DECIDE TO GET INTO ARRANGE MARRIAGE. A SIMP IN THIS CONTEXT IS SOMEONE WHO DOSEN'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. YOUR SIMP ANALOGY DOES NOT APPLY

Ok you got it...

@ the caps

 

[Brandeezy]

Anything Lucas did in Lucas

 

[Black Ball]

Breh knowingly fell in love with a robot and she still did him dirty.

 

[Ziggiy]

batman quitting being batman because rachel got killed

In ALL fairness thats gotta be some pretty traumatic shyt.


You think your going to save the love of your life, show up, and its really her BOYFRIEND. Not only that, you don’t really even get to SAVE him because be accidentally fries his face and becomes some misshapen freak.


Joker was on some other shyt in The Dark Knight. I’d give Bruce a pass on that one

 

[Ziggiy]

Superman giving up his powers for Lois Lane beats batman just putting away his costume for Rachels death...then gets his ass beat by random trucker

I used to cringe HARD at that scene as a kid

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

In ALL fairness thats gotta be some pretty traumatic shyt.


You think your going to save the love of your life, show up, and its really her BOYFRIEND. Not only that, you don’t really even get to SAVE him because be accidentally fries his face and becomes some misshapen freak.


Joker was on some other shyt in The Dark Knight. I’d give Bruce a pass on that one

nikka witnessed his parents getting murdered at the age of like 12
also, he knew he was going to dent

 

[Ziggiy]

nikka witnessed his parents getting murdered at the age of like 12
also, he knew he was going to dent

Figure it like this.


Rachel was the final link that he HAD to his childhood. So in essence losing her was like losing his parents all over again.


And he for sure did NOT know he was going to Dent. Gordon asked him point blank “who are you going to save?” And he said “RACHEL!”.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Figure it like this.


Rachel was the final link that he HAD to his childhood. So in essence losing her was like losing his parents all over again.


And he for sure did NOT know he was going to Dent. Gordon asked him point blank “who are you going to save?” And he said “RACHEL!”.

he knew he was saving dent the whole time
dent expect him to save Rachel


batman quitting batman for the reason he became batman was stupid af

if he didnt want her to die he should of went to her

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Breh goes in to save the girl he loves.

She shoots him thinking he's somebody else.

He then witnesses her kiss this other guy.

The guy she kissed dies and his homeboy saves the day.

He then dies. The homeboy tells her how his friend loved her. The girl he loved who killed him hooks up with his hombeboy.

 

[Los!]

I used to cringe HARD at that scene as a kid

I think I cried