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True, but Tyrion THOUGHT she was and married her anyway. On the flip side, though, she truly loved him. So...1/2 a point on the simp scale.





No, she was the a victim of a brutal gang rape. Whoring is a profession. (Although you can certainly rape a whore.)

I don't know why they didn't reveal Tysha's entire story in the books, especially the part when Tyrion was the last to rape her. He feels so much guilt after being able to get hard despite what he just witnessed. And he spends the rest of his life wandering from brothel to brothel trying to find her because when Tyrion asked what did Tywin do to her when he was all over, he said that Tysha went "wherever whores go". That's when Tyrion shot him. It had nothing to do with Shae (who did not love Tyrion at all.) It would have given a lot more depth to Tyrion's tendency to go for whores.

Also Tyrion didn't kill Shae in self-defense - he straight up murdered her. And while he didn't try to rape Sansa (who I think was about 12-13 at the marriage, not 14), he sure as hell tried to fukk her. They did quite a bit, IMO, to make Tyrion more likable as a fan favorite.


:mindblown::wow:

This explains his actions and motives so much.
 

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:mindblown::wow:

This explains his actions and motives so much.

"Oh, dear," said Tyrion. "Is there something grim and ugly behind it? Could it be that someone said something cruel about me once? I'll try not to weep. Tell me."

"Tyrion . . . "

Jaime is afraid. "Tell me," Tyrion said again.

His brother looked away. "Tysha," he said softly.

"Tysha?" His stomach tightened. "What of her?"

"She was no whore. I never bought her for you. That was a lie that Father commanded me to tell. Tysha was . . . she was what she seemed to be. A crofter's daughter, chance met on the road."

Tyrion could hear the faint sound of his own breath whistling hollowly through the scar of his nose. Jaime could not meet his eyes. Tysha. He tried to remember what she had looked like. A girl, she was only a girl, no older than Sansa. "My wife," he croaked. "She wed me."

"For your gold, Father said. She was lowborn, you were a Lannister of Casterly Rock. All she wanted was the gold, which made her no different from a whore, so . . . so it would not be a lie, not truly, and . . . he said that you required a sharp lesson. That you would learn from it, and thank me later . . . "

"Thank you?" Tyrion's voice was choked. "He gave her to his guards. A barracks full of guards. He made me . . . watch." Aye, and more than watch. I took her too . . . my wife . . .

"I never knew he would do that. You must believe me."

"Oh, must I?" Tyrion snarled. "Why should I believe you about anything, ever? She was my wife!"

"Tyrion - "

He hit him. It was a slap, backhanded, but he put all his strength into it, all his fear, all his rage, all his pain. Jaime was squatting, unbalanced. The blow sent him tumbling backward to the floor. "I . . . I suppose I earned that."

"Oh, you've earned more than that, Jaime. You and my sweet sister and our loving father, yes, I can't begin to tell you what you've earned. But you'll have it, that I swear to you. A Lannister always pays his debts." Tyrion waddled away, almost stumbling over the turnkey again in his haste. Before he had gone a dozen yards, he bumped up against an iron gate that closed the passage. Oh, gods. It was all he could do not to scream.

Chapter. Tyrion was out for blood that day. Speaking of blood, here's how Shae REALLY died.

"Did you ever like it?" He cupped her cheek, remembering all the times he had done this before. All the times he'd slid his hands around her waist, squeezed her small firm breasts, stroked her short dark hair, touched her lips, her cheeks, her ears. All the times he had opened her with a finger to probe her secret sweetness and make her moan. "Did you ever like my touch?"

"More than anything," she said, "my giant of Lannister."

That was the worst thing you could have said, sweetling.

Tyrion slid a hand under his father's chain, and twisted. The links tightened, digging into her neck. "For hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm," he said. He gave cold hands another twist as the warm ones beat away his tears.

Yeah...much darker than poor, poor Tyrion nearly being stabbed to death.
 
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True, but Tyrion THOUGHT she was and married her anyway. On the flip side, though, she truly loved him. So...1/2 a point on the simp scale.





No, she was the a victim of a brutal gang rape. Whoring is a profession. (Although you can certainly rape a whore.)

I don't know why they didn't reveal Tysha's entire story in the books, especially the part when Tyrion was the last to rape her. He feels so much guilt after being able to get hard despite what he just witnessed. And he spends the rest of his life wandering from brothel to brothel trying to find her because when Tyrion asked what did Tywin do to her when he was all over, he said that Tysha went "wherever whores go". That's when Tyrion shot him. It had nothing to do with Shae (who did not love Tyrion at all.) It would have given a lot more depth to Tyrion's tendency to go for whores.

Also Tyrion didn't kill Shae in self-defense - he straight up murdered her. And while he didn't try to rape Sansa (who I think was about 12-13 at the marriage, not 14), he sure as hell tried to fukk her. They did quite a bit, IMO, to make Tyrion more likable as a fan favorite.


damn..4:35 mark
 
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