Biggest simp in westeros

[Norrin Radd]

Sir Sidehug of House Friendzone goes home with the gold, easily.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

stannis never sstruck me as a simp. using melisandre to get the throne...nothing more or less

Melisandre also gassed him up and had him believing he was Azor Ahai

 

[The axe murderer]

Melisandre also gassed him up and had him believing he was Azor Ahai

Azor Ahai is a 2 pump chump

 

[Big Dick]

Tyrion.

Married a whore......then years later, Wifed a different whore.


Who knows how many whores he has simped on in those brothels.


Then would'nt even do his wife Sansa when she was offering it, talking about and now my watch begins? YOU KNOW HE WANTED TO.


Then Sansa got Ram(sey)med and now he makes a last ditch play for her in the crypts of Winterfell.....too late you weirdo

In Tyrion’s defense, his first wife wasn’t a whore. Tywin just made Jaime lie about that to teach Tyrion a lesson then he let his household guard run a train on her and made Tyrion go last. And Tywin gave everyone loot to pay so I guess technically by the end she was a whore, technically.

But Jesus, that is one harsh family to grow up with.

 

[The axe murderer]

In Tyrion’s defense, his first wife wasn’t a whore. Tywin just made Jaime lie about that to teach Tyrion a lesson then he let his household guard run a train on her pand made Tyrion go last. And Tywin gave everyone loot to pay so I guess technically by the end she was a whore, technically.

But Jesus, that is one harsh family to grow up with.

Only,Craster comes close as father of the year

 

[Big Dick]

Only,Craster comes close as father of the year

Definitely wasn’t a simp tho. So he’s got that going for him.

 

[Dre Space Age]

 

[Dayco23]

 

[The axe murderer]

 

[Maxine Shaw]

Did he really love her like that?

When he's being exiled from (Meeren?), he says that he does. And he says it again when he leaves b/c he has grayscale. It would've been kind of cool to see how Jorah reacting to Dany killing everything and having HIM be the one to kill her. I'm sorry, but that whole Dany/Jon story was soooooooo dull from beginning to end.

I know it makes me a bad feminist, but...c'mon, she could've given him some p*ssy just ONCE, for fukk's sake. He EARNED that p*ssy. But she's bustin' it over for that lame shyt Daario? (Then again, Jorah probably would've gone ape shyt...never mind.)

 

[Maxine Shaw]

In Tyrion’s defense, his first wife wasn’t a whore.

True, but Tyrion THOUGHT she was and married her anyway. On the flip side, though, she truly loved him. So...1/2 a point on the simp scale.

And Tywin gave everyone loot to pay so I guess technically by the end she was a whore, technically.

No, she was the a victim of a brutal gang rape. Whoring is a profession. (Although you can certainly rape a whore.)

I don't know why they didn't reveal Tysha's entire story in the books, especially the part when Tyrion was the last to rape her. He feels so much guilt after being able to get hard despite what he just witnessed. And he spends the rest of his life wandering from brothel to brothel trying to find her because when Tyrion asked what did Tywin do to her when he was all over, he said that Tysha went "wherever whores go". That's when Tyrion shot him. It had nothing to do with Shae (who did not love Tyrion at all.) It would have given a lot more depth to Tyrion's tendency to go for whores.

Also Tyrion didn't kill Shae in self-defense - he straight up murdered her. And while he didn't try to rape Sansa (who I think was about 12-13 at the marriage, not 14), he sure as hell tried to fukk her. They did quite a bit, IMO, to make Tyrion more likable as a fan favorite.

 

[intruder]

We got some good candidates, but I think I have to go with

To make matters worse, my man daario made them panties drop in the first week. Cot damn. He had to watch everyone from khal drizzi to luther vandross to swagio put in work on khaleesi but himself. Dude is the straight up cuckold status. Greyworm don't even got a dikk but at least he seen some ass an some tities. More than sir cuckold has. Ol' friendzone as nikka.

If you wanna have a discussion the thread should be about biggest simp aside from Jorah. And with that we'd make good arguments for several characters.

• Tyrion Lannister - Fell in love with a hooker...twice...and married one. Nuff said.
• Tommen Baratheon - Got one taste of some p*ssy and was sprung. WOuld even go over his own mother's head for that piece of ass. Eventually killed himself once his woman was dead. Nuff said.
• Jaimie Lannister - Been smitten by his own sister since inception.
• Jon Snow - How you still love a woman who put 3 arrows in you?

 

[Chris Cool]

True, but Tyrion THOUGHT she was and married her anyway. On the flip side, though, she truly loved him. So...1/2 a point on the simp scale.





No, she was the a victim of a brutal gang rape. Whoring is a profession. (Although you can certainly rape a whore.)

I don't know why they didn't reveal Tysha's entire story in the books, especially the part when Tyrion was the last to rape her. He feels so much guilt after being able to get hard despite what he just witnessed. And he spends the rest of his life wandering from brothel to brothel trying to find her because when Tyrion asked what did Tywin do to her when he was all over, he said that Tysha went "wherever whores go". That's when Tyrion shot him. It had nothing to do with Shae (who did not love Tyrion at all.) It would have given a lot more depth to Tyrion's tendency to go for whores.

Also Tyrion didn't kill Shae in self-defense - he straight up murdered her. And while he didn't try to rape Sansa (who I think was about 12-13 at the marriage, not 14), he sure as hell tried to fukk her. They did quite a bit, IMO, to make Tyrion more likable as a fan favorite.

where do whores go?

 

[STAN JONES]

1.Jorah
2.Sam
3.homeboy Arya gave the p*ssy to

 

[Maxine Shaw]

3.homeboy Arya gave the p*ssy to

Gendry is DEFINITELY an underrated simp.