Big Cass has the least amount of talent of ANY wrestler currently employed by WWE

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Wasn't this dude in medical school to be a doctor before he decided to be Enzo's heater? He knows what to do and is choosing not to, all while wearing the same high wasted bikini panties you see on every trashy white mom at Rockaway Beach and oiling his belly and bytch titties like he's Luger in '94.
The man's chasing a career he's not physically fit for without any of the personality to compensate. He should put on a suit, cut his hair and send his resume to NYU Langone immediately. He's out here tryna be an indie hoss when he's built more like a tall Mick Foley.
I know he's an Irish dude from Queens and he looks every bit like he drinks nightly on Bell Blvd and then eats corned beef and cabbage in bed.
 
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Wasn't this dude in medical school to be a doctor before he decided to be Enzo's heater? He knows what to do and is choosing not to, all while wearing the same high wasted bikini panties you see on every trashy white mom at Rockaway Beach and oiling his belly and bytch tites like he's Luger in '94.
The man's chasing a career he's not physically fit for without any of the personality to compensate. He should put on a suit, cut his hair and send his resume to NYU Langone immediately. He's out here tryna be an indie hoss when he's built more like a tall Mick Foley.
I know he's an Irish dude from Queens and he looks every bit like he drinks nightly on Bell Blvd and then eats corned beef and cabbage in bed.
The vulgarity of this post :huhldup:
 

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Wasn't this dude in medical school to be a doctor before he decided to be Enzo's heater? He knows what to do and is choosing not to, all while wearing the same high wasted bikini panties you see on every trashy white mom at Rockaway Beach and oiling his belly and bytch titties like he's Luger in '94.
The man's chasing a career he's not physically fit for without any of the personality to compensate. He should put on a suit, cut his hair and send his resume to NYU Langone immediately. He's out here tryna be an indie hoss when he's built more like a tall Mick Foley.
I know he's an Irish dude from Queens and he looks every bit like he drinks nightly on Bell Blvd and then eats corned beef and cabbage in bed.
:whew:
 

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It was so easy for Big Cass, it was all lay up for him since day one. All he had to do was say a few words and back up the little guy with a big mouth that got them over. He's big, and he's small. It was their formula and they messed it up. At one point them and The New Day were the top acts in the tag team division, and they managed to do that with a fraction of the talent. His finisher was a fukking elbow drop. His catchphrase wasn't even his. He didn't have to sell or even do shyt for most of the matches. He had a girl on the road with him. Vince wanted him in the HW title picture at one point. I get the feeling his tag team was split up before them having a big run because Enzo was hated backstage and Vince wanted to push Cass real hard as a solo. How do you fukk that up? Little did everyone know that splitting up the tag team would be the end of both guys. Smh dummies.
 

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Wasn't this dude in medical school to be a doctor before he decided to be Enzo's heater? He knows what to do and is choosing not to, all while wearing the same high wasted bikini panties you see on every trashy white mom at Rockaway Beach and oiling his belly and bytch titties like he's Luger in '94.
The man's chasing a career he's not physically fit for without any of the personality to compensate. He should put on a suit, cut his hair and send his resume to NYU Langone immediately. He's out here tryna be an indie hoss when he's built more like a tall Mick Foley.
I know he's an Irish dude from Queens and he looks every bit like he drinks nightly on Bell Blvd and then eats corned beef and cabbage in bed.
:damn:
 

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Wasn't this dude in medical school to be a doctor before he decided to be Enzo's heater? He knows what to do and is choosing not to, all while wearing the same high wasted bikini panties you see on every trashy white mom at Rockaway Beach and oiling his belly and bytch titties like he's Luger in '94.
The man's chasing a career he's not physically fit for without any of the personality to compensate. He should put on a suit, cut his hair and send his resume to NYU Langone immediately. He's out here tryna be an indie hoss when he's built more like a tall Mick Foley.
I know he's an Irish dude from Queens and he looks every bit like he drinks nightly on Bell Blvd and then eats corned beef and cabbage in bed.

Jesus

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He couldn't even get a run on Impact? This dude is doing it wrong, he's supposed to get in the best shape of his career to get WWE looking at him again.
 
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