Big back steals neighbor's Doordash order

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Nah. That breh just ain’t got a job and needs a place to stay because moms been on his head.

Big backs are a community resource. Sheltering more nikkas than the salvation army

I'll live in my car before I ever sleep with a big bytch. shyt ain't even a one night stand, you literally sleeping in the same bed for a good 6 months.

shyt after Covid, everybody hiring. Ain't no exuses

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Why do I always see that same background in all these videos. I know I’ve seen that camera footage at least twice before with the stairs to the left. I think one was where the girlfriend came out with a gun and started shooting at the guys who were attacking her boyfriend. That or the one where they got into a Christmas decoration war with the neighbor. Maybe they just do skits there

Probably college dorms. I've been to a couple, they all look damn near the same.

 

[The Pledge]

I don't understand how some people use doordash. I mean I've ordered pizza, but still. Something doesn't sit right with me and a random driver handling my food. Glad folks getting money though.

I’m with you breh. At least with the pizza place, there’s some accountability.

Door Dash could send your food on a back of a mother fukker’s bicycle who is only doing this to get gas money.

 

[Art Barr]

I refuse to use those apps as well. for one, I don't go get food if its like after 8pm anyways. plus there's so many restaurants within walking distance of my house, there's no point in using an app to deliver less than a mile away while paying double the price. it's a complete waste of money IMO.

This.

Plus avoid females who serial door dash.
If she a serial door dash. Make sure you have your exit strategy. As soon as you see the pattern.

Ol girl a money pit and ain't fried no chicken in eight days.
Bush any chick who ain't fried no chicken in eight days.
Plus a serial door dasher.

You notice that pattern. If she was prospective. Remove her from plans as a longer term committal.

You'll be broke from food alone.

Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

If that shyt not Italian fiesta. Chicago pizzeria. Edwardo's or Giordano's.

It is not good enough.
to be delivered in the first place.

I also notice. People who never had real chicago pizza. In stuffed or tavern style. Will eat anything and pay for that bullshyt.
Plus have it delivered.


Rule : if that shyt not no chicago pizza ending in an italian mexican cliche. Or end in an oh sound. It is not worth having delivered to you.
Stop giving this bullshyt your money.

Stop giving Those weak ass internet food trucks money too.

That bullshyt ruined the taste of chicago. So I know not to listen to. no transplant concerniNG food ever.
Goofie ass people giving crab du jour money. When the Chinese buffet got all you can eat crab for 17 dollars. Yet some goofie ass female.
talembout a crab dujour boil bag. For three times as much.

fukk no.

Stip listening to these.
undesireables about food and decadence.
it sure as hell.
is not ordered on door dash.


Art Barr

 

[Cladyclad]

I need a update on this one

 

[8====D]

She is built absolutely ridiculous.

That breh is down bad!

 

[Art Barr]

Having a whole conversation in her head.

Her: Damn you smell good
Food: Yeah shorty but what that mouth do
Her: Nah my man right here, I ain't that easy
Food: Does he smell like this, will he fill you up like me
Her: *takes whiff* you do smell good and you got a point. Come on in.

This.

This hof comedic level shyt here.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

Real talk too.

This thread title fye funny as fukk too tho.


Big back....


The theme song plays in mek head.
As soon as I read any notification to this thread.

Thread starter,...
you, did the damn thing on this one.


Art Barr

 

[Elim Garak]

I need a update on this one

 

[Rekkapryde]

shyt looks staged to me

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Damn, the way she walked up to the food and analyzed it on some Indiana Jones sh*t
The computer in her head was going a mile a minute, analyzing the situation
That CPU was working overtime

 

[AAKing23]

This is why I laugh at coli threads when they talk about fat women not having options lol. This was trifling asf.

That look like a solid nikka

 

[Cladyclad]

“You know you ain’t have to do all that over some funky ass food. Now I’m evicted”

 

[Elim Garak]

shyt looks staged to me

It's possible, I haven't seen anything where I can say for sure one way or the other.